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Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.

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god forbid a woman is boring and a low achiever and likes to drink

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Chains in THE TERROR

You would never break the chain.

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if you’re someone who has to wear glasses every day that makes them basically the most important item you own which means you really gotta show those fuckers who’s boss just toss them everywhere and knock them off things and roll over them in bed at least twice a week

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"I did not then, nor will I now, discuss the career of Dr. Cook in his later days. I am wholly unfamiliar with the facts which led to his imprisonment, and I have no desire to know them or have an opinion regarding them. Even had I known that he had been guilty of baser crimes than those with which he was charged, I would still have felt my duty and my inclination to be the same. Whatever Cook may have done, the Cook who did them was not the Dr. Cook I knew as a young man, the soul of honour and kindness, lion-hearted in courage." - Roald Amundsen, My Life As An Explorer (1927)

Graphic text from Not Easily Conquered by dropdeaddream and WhatAreFears. Photo citations in alt text.

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waking up at 3 am: 💪lets damn big money

waking up at 6 am: why nobody ever talks about how beatiful the sunrise 🌅

waking up at 9 am: should i kill myself? 🧐

waking up at 12 pm: the family is straight up the central reactionary germ cell of the fascist state 🤔✍️

waking up at 3 pm: lol #cave #dracula #WeedIsLegalAndYouCanBuyItAtTheStore

waking up at 6 pm: maybe i was born evil 🙂

waking up at 9 pm: maybe i was born evil 🙁

waking up at 12 am: welp, time to slay the dragon’s dick 😎

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0 note post recession indicator all my mutuals are working too hard no one has enough tumblr time let’s kill the tesla man

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My first time watching The Terror

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Like...ok. my job is to clean up the parks. Fine. I have no problem with this.

There is a difference between leaving things behind and leaving the parks a mess.

Someone left an array of condiments and a full tray of barbecue chicken out in the parks overnight and trash all over the lawn. Like they were raptured.

Just because I'm paid to clean up the parks doesn't mean it's okay to leave a huge mess. Wtf. And it's like... I saw the group that was setting up- they were old enough to know better.

Real "the help will get it" attitude from this group. Like yes, I'm obligated to get this, but I also have 6 more parks that I need to clean.

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do you ever hear yourself talking and one word comes out very pronounced in you regional accent and you get irrationally embarrassed because oh no now people are going to know i’m from a place

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pov: you’re watching that one scene in Sinners (2025)

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So SINNERS was a movie huh? (I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it for weeks)

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Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink

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modern empath crisis of faith

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it’s always when you open tumblr in public when an 1866 painting of a vagina shows up on your dash

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