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Gustopher Goes Missing (Part 3/3) - Gator Days

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if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.

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Divorce seems to radicalize american men in a way that needs to be studied

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My friend Noah took out a commission for a fairy dragon with a hoard of spoons.

It came out so flippin' cute that I had to list it in my shop. So you can check out a very proud little dragon and some half assed spoons at my Redbubble and Teepublic.

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Edgin whacking people with his lute

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You wanna buy my ebooks. You wanna buy them so bad.

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brb trying this

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lovely story from a friend today.

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Jason who is still hesitant to spend any of Bruce’s money until…

Bruce: Hey, what’s this charge on my card? $1000 for… Robux? Is that like cryptocurrency?

Jason: Uh. I wanted VIP in ‘Dress to Impress’ and then I realised I could customise my avatar and then I wanted to buy items in-game and-

Bruce: Oh, so it’s like a video game thing? And not crypto? That’s fine then.

Dick, a Runway Diva in DTI: You play fucking Roblox? Lame.

Jason: Yeah? You would too if you had any joy or whimsy in your heart.

Tim, has been spending hundreds on Roblox using Bruce’s card for months, knows Bruce knows what Roblox is: Oh, Roblox! I’ve heard of that, it’s like… minecraft but mini games, right?

Jason, eye twitching: Something like that.

Damian, has also spent hundreds of Bruce’s dollars on Robux recently: It sounds like a frivolous investment. But whatever makes you happy, Todd.

Duke: Wait… I am not using my free will and rich adults to my advantage. I’ve been doing free to play shit this whole time. Bruce, give me your card.

Bruce, bewildered but supportive: O-okay?

Steph, who has been using Tim’s money (which is Bruce’s money) for Robux: Hey, I also want your card. (She does not intend to buy Robux. God knows what she will purchase. I support her.)

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traditional happy pride month from everyone's favorite transgender video game characters

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the wind

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I just finished 'Running close to the wind' and I absolutely adored it! It's been a long time since I got sucked into a book like this (as the sunburn I got can attest, having been too deeply invested in this story to remember to reapply sunscreen xD)

I am now planning on getting more of your books and I was wondering what the best place to get them from is (specifically for getting the paperbacks delivered to Austria)/which seller or platform you get the most money from?

Thank you so much for sharing those amazing stories with us!

Ah thank you so much, I'm delighted that you enjoyed it!! And thank you for the very generous impulse about where to get them from. However, for EU sales of paperbacks, pretty much anywhere is going to be the same! Feel free to get them from whichever place is most convenient for you, though if you've got a local independent bookstore, I recommend checking to see if they can order them for you. :)

Hope your sunburn clears up quick!

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Language is universal

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I saw this and I thought Tumblr might enjoy it