onomonopetabread
onomonopetabread
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onomonopetabread · 2 days ago
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cosmo, wanda, i want you to spawn a piece of radioactive plutonium in that person's stomach
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these are KILLING me
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JULIE & THE PHANTOMS 🎵👻 1.07 - Edge Of Great
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paleolithic sniper posts up in the window of the slab depository, opens a briefcase, assembles a big rock piece by piece, and finally screws on a silencer
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me, sitting on a throne barechested but wearing ornately engraved plate armor on my arms and legs and cloaked in fine almost translucent silks with an enormous snake draped over my shoulders: i got lost in the fantasy of this dope outfit and forgot what kinda post i was gonna make
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Did NOT expect the new season of phineas and ferb to have a sharp and acute criticism of unpaid internships and their exploitation of college students but i really do approve the moral of this episode
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Imagine if you will Perry dealing with Doof but it's taking a lot longer than usual. He doesn't want his family to get worried, so he quickly sends Stacy a text asking her to cover for him which she agrees too. Naturally, Perry assumes she'll just call Candace and tell her something like Perry's wandered on over to her house and not to worry.
Cue Perry's utter shock and horror when he finally gets home and sees Stacy in a full human-sized Perry the Platypus costume sitting beside the family as they all eat dinner together, except for Candace who's been staring intently at Stacy in horrid confusion the moment she wandered up to the backyard making Perry's usual noises after Phineas asked 'Hey, where's Perry?'.
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onomonopetabread · 4 days ago
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fireflies honestly make me cry a little. out of gratitude and wonder. thank goodness we live in a world with bioluminescence. thank goodness we live in a world where it can fly.
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It’s definitely not “do whatever you want bc nobody cares” it’s somewhere between “people don’t care as much as you think they do” and “if you want to truly do what you want you have to not care about how much other people care”
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Kitty learning to bathe
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very funny that the symptoms of blood loss include making you more uncoordinated and cognitively impaired. look at me i'm so cute and helpless and fucking dying.
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love the word aforementioned. like i already said that
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i just listened to all the music thats ever been. my favorite was a song a little girl sang to her cat in greece in 1286. my second favorite was from a ceremonial performance in modern day ethiopia, from 22000 bc. i also liked STEELY DAN.
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