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That's the headphones for channels one to thirty six. Modem link for 3D vid games. Complimentary earplugs, complimentary slippers, complimentary juice pack, and complimentary peanuts. I must warn you, some products may contain nuts. That'll be the peanuts.

DOCTOR WHO S04E10 Midnight

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if you’re 26 and older, reblog.

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I will get you home

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remember that doctor who episode where the cat man and the human woman have children and they're just completely normal kittens

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I don't think I'm ever gonna stop re-reading my amourshipping fic tbh. It's just such a self-indulgent fic for me 😂

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My buddy used to know this guy in high school that would watch porn before every wrestling match he was in. He didn’t beat the meat. Didn’t even play with it. Sat fully clothed and watched violent ass hardcore for like half an hour.

He won almost every match.

Turns out being sexually aroused with no satisfaction makes your testosterone go into overdrive and turns you into a fuckin beast for like 15 minutes.

I do it now everytime I go to the gym. Never had better workouts.

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God please take all our collective suffering and give it to Mikel Arteta, and a little bit extra too just for flavour

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kissing someone and feeling their smile against your lips is so cute

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You know what? Fuck it.

The amount of notes that this post gets by the end of April is the amount of words I'll write for one of my books.

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**if you have multiple partners, pick the largest height difference ***yes the inches/cm arent exactly the same but i did my best, sorry for being usamerican

i hate to reblog beg but...... im desperate to see the results

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Yes this poll is very biased in favor of North America lol

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reblog this

and write in the tags who was ur first favorite football player

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In US dollars to avoid any currency confusion. Do not include travel or accommodation, just the event ticket cost (do include the taxes and fees).

Do not include gifts, partial or full. Any level of sport or tournament is applicable!

If you want, include what event in the tags! Especially if over $2000!

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It’s fine because I’m actually using a secret technique called writing it in my head and nowhere else.