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‘be gay do crime’ should be about stealing from big chain stores, disrupting our fascist goverment and pirating movies NOT about y’all being blatant child pornographers oh my god

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petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

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and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

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Tumblr Code.

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Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

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hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

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Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

Trying to make a point to my father.

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felt inspired to make this after reading some of the comments on my post about liking history

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Angst is like the writer's way of stating that they want to hurt you personally but we don't mind cause we're all masochists here

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I'm being called out

you’re telling me there are people who listen to music and DON’T use it as the soundtrack for the intense cinematic daydream plot they’ve always got playing in the back of their head???

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wait. grusk baby born on karl marx’s birthday…. X Æ A-12 complete the mission

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So apparently Tumblr ate my original post about this but:

A couple weeks ago I’m going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up.

What she actually says is, “That’s human chicken.”

After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase “human chicken”, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, “Behold, a man!”

This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image:

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oh i wish i had the type of crack cocaine these two are chewing

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excuse me??

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ML au: Childhood Soulmates (Cause Its been a while)

-Felix does know Marinette, as his family did visit Adrien. Felix developed a crush on Marinette, but she only wanted to play with Adrien.

-So, Felix would convince Adrien to swap outfits and try to act like him. But each time, Marinette would immediately figure out it was Felix and go find Adrien.

-Felix tried bullying Marinette to get her attention, unfortunately this backfired because 1.(that isn’t how you get girls to like you)  and 2. Adrien would then tell Felix to knock it off. Thus Marinette grew closer with Adrien.

-Adrien and Marinette totally cuddle up instinctively. Since they trust each other and find comfort when the other is there. it is like a reflex.

-Adrien doesn’t like scary movies, but totally watches them with Marinette so she will hold him out of fear.

-Marinette actually developed quite a tolerance to scary movies because of this, but still takes advantage to ‘Act scared’

-Marinette knows all the cool secrets in Adrien’s room. 

-Back when Emilie was around, Emilie would totally dress Marinette up in cute clothes. Marinette called her Auntie Em as a term of endearment.