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filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

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I'm so fucking relieved.

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best response to "oh, i have no limits LOL just do whatever you want to me! <3" is wordlessly getting out a large heavy iron stake and mallet with a dead-serious expression and then turning to them and scanning over their skin slowly and deliberately like you're looking for the best most painful place to do whatever you want. gets em to establish boundaries REAL quick.

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bet y'all thought i was kidding with this

(art by @/vanilladongs on twt, layout by @crying-at-cyberia)

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sweetshop i follow bc their youtube is soothing and lovely said goth rights this xmas

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She was a 50 y.o. Siberian woman from 2500 years ago, living a nomadic lifestyle, and look at her tattoos...

Look...

I'm going to cry

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this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)

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"He can't make me angry or my anger makes food taste different."

idk y'all, that seems pretty fucked up to me. like call it harmless if you want but i would 100% divorce over that if i found out my spouse was doing it to me.

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Im a kick ass artist capable of learning so fucking much and i got awesome lips and nice titties and my hair fuckin rocks. go on. Im waiting.

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I had great results washing my cybertruck with lemon juice and saltwater to preserve the finish!

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my scarab, I need you to lock in.

lets All lock in starting Right Now

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the highest tier of war crime is being a woman who won't submit.

cant get over how dimitri's most iconic line in the game is fucking "kill every last one of them" and somehow edelgard is the War Crimes Route

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whenever i see a picture of tom welling as clark kent 5 years are added to my lifespan

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Every? There's a difference between mainstream images of whiteness and bragging about having good genes like a fucking purebred dog. Again this is basic stuff.

"why would a jeans company be posting white supremacist dogwhistles?" because white supremacy and capitalism are co-sustaining you stupid bitch