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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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buzzy

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the shuzzy...

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fancy birb for pendakkalakonna

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Nothing wrong with this cat at all. It's just orange 🐱🐱

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put on the tf collar and enjoy werelion time

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truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes

what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink

and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages

every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink

anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands

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drawing fluffy

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Commission for @mist-cat , thank you! 🐱🔪

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i turned Vae into a dog :3 (Vae is they/them)

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Cats logic 🤷🐱🐈

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to get some sleep