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fucked up sonic unleashed minigame where a turkish ice cream man who looks suspiciously like eggman keeps you from getting ice cream. he’s somehow faster than Sonic. you can’t win against him

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This took way too fucking long but I need everyone to be on the same page that Sanji gets absolutely no fucking play

bonus

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isn't it so funny there's such a thing as "customer service voice"? Like I have to speak to you like a child or you'll rip my face off like a wild chimp

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"I would never-"

You would if you were tired enough. You would if you were hungry enough. You would if your mind and body had been worn down enough, through pain or disease or toil or violent struggle. You might if you were put on the wrong medicine, or you got the wrong kind of head injury, or you were forced to choose between someone else and yourself. You might if your livelihood was staked on it, or all your hopes and dreams. You might if you didn't know what else to do, if it's what you were taught or if nobody taught you anything else.

I have not been worn down in most of these ways. I have lived a remarkably privileged life. But I have been worn down in some ways. And they were enough to teach me that in the wrong circumstances, any of us can become someone we don't want to be. It's worth keeping that in mind.

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Animals that have no teeth, thoughts?

this is me and you right now

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I TRIED TO CONVERT A NON-FUNCTIONING VIDEO IN VEGAS AND IT FUCKED UP

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Bothering the beast

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one piece prints go live june 1st (tomorrow) at noon ~ a few are limited edition :)

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tub time

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Very Real Mushroom Anime (1997)

Wanted to try making a fake screenshot with my mushrooms in a retro anime style!

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I-I'm sorry but I can't stop thinking about this

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I feel like people have forgotten about this

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chatgpt is the coward's way out. if you have a paper due in 40 minutes you should be chugging six energy drinks, blasting frantic circus music so loud you shatter an eardrum, and typing the most dogshit essay mankind has ever seen with your own carpel tunnel laden hands

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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

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When this is all over we need to make Nuremberg look like a Model UN conference when it comes to dealing with ICE agents.

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The Russification of the Republican Party is complete.