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happy april fools. please take this egg
hahahahahha………………..
youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st
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i made a uquiz where you’re diagnosed with your fatal character flaw
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disney channel did not debut its first sapphic couple between two main characters in a children’s cartoon.
dana terrace did.
cartoon network did not give us the first wlw wedding in a children’s animated tv show.
rebecca sugar did.
cartoon network didn’t make bubbline canon.
adam muto did.
nickelodeon isn’t responsible for korrasami, it’s first ever wlw couple.
bryan konietzko and michael dante dimartino are.
do not let these corporations take credit for something that LGBTQ+ creators fought and took risks to get where they got. especially when said corporations made these people fight tooth and nail and take the risk of their shows being canceled altogether.
dana terrace, rebecca sugar, adam muto, bryan konietzko, michael dante dimartino, and every other creator that fought for then representation we deserve. thank you. your efforts are not unappreciated.
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thinking about how we have so many little rituals for wishes.... birthday candles, fallen eyelashes, 11:11, straw papers, dandelions, shooting stars, rainbows, wishbones, full moons...... the list is endless
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I didnt realize people were actually telling people they had adhd/autism and like other shit in job interviews i just thought it was an unspoken rule to keep that to urself that everyone knew 😭😭
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Unpopular opinion or whatever but I feel like a lot of you people forget that white cis gay men are still erm. Oppressed. For being gay. Like there is this almost gleeful excitement to jump on and mock any gay white man whenever he does something mildly stupid or annoying which is like ok whatever but like I have seen people calling these dudes f*ggots and calling for conversion therapy and electro shock and aids or whatever like some of you do need to get your asses beat for that I won’t lie
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You know, Claries could probably do bottom surgery
"got bottom surgery at Claire's" is the world's shortest work of body horror fiction
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I'm showing my software engineer flatmate tumblr code and glitches and he just keeps getting more and more agitated
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maybe the girl in the car’s boyfriend and the hook man simply ran away together. did you ever think of that.
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I wish I had more to say about Nancy than “it’s good”, but….it’s good.
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