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the shrine grows

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i dunno how to tell this to fantasy writers defending european potatoes but if you think only one part of the world experiences history at a time then youre gonna have a really hard time writing anything that doesnt break down into gravel from a preschoolers analysis of it

this goes for your fucking homebrew worlds too you spudless fungal infections

I thought I was the one obsessed with potatoes but it turns out that when you point it out people come with 82493 justifications about why potatoes (and it's always just them, even in my other posts few people wanted to talk about say, coffee in space) are always justified actually and you don't need to think about them

noooooooooooooo I don't wanna think about the thousands of years of civilization and culture in the Andes please please please don't make me think about other cultures pleaaaaaase just let me have my knights and wizards noooooooooo

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“HOPE” spotted in Washington D.C.

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Reblog this if you had to learn cursive writing as a child

If you were ever told or were made to learn cursive writing when you were in grade school. I wanna see how many of you suffered like I did.

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Stop being mad at not being perfect, it's fucking exhausting.

your life is not an optimization problem

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Various audio snippets of my childhood that I've collected.

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as someone who is over 30, fucking on the floor is just fine. you just can't be as stupid about it as you were 10+ years ago.

i’m all sex positive and shit but i’m begging you. do not make your characters over 30 fuck on the floor. please. think of their lower backs. their knees. have some empathy 🙏

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Zoozve, my beloved

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Tell my health insurance that. Then tell me how hard they laugh at you.

friendly reminder that you don't need any diagnosis or disorder to adapt your routine to accommodate you! sit down in the shower. brush your teeth and wash your face in the shower. bring a chair to the kitchen while you cook. use unscented products. your routine should be built for you.

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hildibrand could beat zenos

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things that would make FFXIV an objectively better game:

actual trains that run along the tracks in Central Thanalan at regular intervals (like in TF2)

fatal collision damage when you get hit by a train (like in TF2)

ragdoll physics that send your body flying when you get killed by train damage (like in TF2)

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