feeling bored i’m gonna dox a fish
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when someone has "taken" in their bio it's bc they've been consumed by the fog
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Wake-up biatch!!!!
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Very popular opinion:
I’m super sexy
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Checking sea otter temperature
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guilty pleasure this guilty pleasure that, I don't feel guilty abt pleasure, I'm not catholic
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sorry
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Clippy: It looks like you're writing something, I can help make it worse if you'd like?
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“Hi, this is Joe from Psychic Pizza, you’ll want to place an order with us for pepperoni with mushrooms on half. I’m calling to let you know I’m on my way.”
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