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yeah i'm a false prophet but you believed me so whose fault is it really that we're in this mess
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me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area
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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.
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i cant stop thinking of this fucking. Image. why is he doing that
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Well, you know what they say; Rome was built in a day, and if you're going any slower than that, you're basically fucked with no hope at all
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shoutout to the most unhelpful reminder ive ever put into my phone
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I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.
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