ooozerp

[ooozerp]

...

soo, hello. I'm Dr Sidney Finch. I do doctor things.

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wwwrrggh...

*you were just out walking when this whole entire guy just fell from the sky. at a glance, you think "oh god, it's another goat" but then you look closer and... that's not a goat...*

*they have horns and hooves, but they have large, hooked claws, dark, with scaly hands. They're coated not in fur, but what looks to be primitive feathers. They have a long, stiff tail and stand at a 60-degree angle. they get up and steady themself. They have some light clothing and lots of bags, pouches, and containers. they stare at you*

Raha: sup.

[ooozerp]

...

sooo...

I guess I'm gonna be staying with you, probably, until I can get back.

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ORGPH-

wwwrrggh...

*you were just out walking when this whole entire guy just fell from the sky. at a glance, you think "oh god, it's another goat" but then you look closer and... that's not a goat...*

*they have horns and hooves, but they have large, hooked claws, dark, with scaly hands. They're coated not in fur, but what looks to be primitive feathers. They have a long, stiff tail and stand at a 60-degree angle. they get up and steady themself. They have some light clothing and lots of bags, pouches, and containers. they stare at you*

Raha: sup.

[ooozerp]

*the implications of the face they make in reaction to hearing that is fascinating*

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ORGPH-

wwwrrggh...

*you were just out walking when this whole entire guy just fell from the sky. at a glance, you think "oh god, it's another goat" but then you look closer and... that's not a goat...*

*they have horns and hooves, but they have large, hooked claws, dark, with scaly hands. They're coated not in fur, but what looks to be primitive feathers. They have a long, stiff tail and stand at a 60-degree angle. they get up and steady themself. They have some light clothing and lots of bags, pouches, and containers. they stare at you*

Raha: sup.

[ooozerp]

fire what

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ORGPH-

wwwrrggh...

*you were just out walking when this whole entire guy just fell from the sky. at a glance, you think "oh god, it's another goat" but then you look closer and... that's not a goat...*

*they have horns and hooves, but they have large, hooked claws, dark, with scaly hands. They're coated not in fur, but what looks to be primitive feathers. They have a long, stiff tail and stand at a 60-degree angle. they get up and steady themself. They have some light clothing and lots of bags, pouches, and containers. they stare at you*

Raha: sup.

[ooozerp]

hmm, yeah.

I mean, I'm not usually allowed IN libraries, 'cause of the fire, but they don't know that here.

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ORGPH-

wwwrrggh...

*you were just out walking when this whole entire guy just fell from the sky. at a glance, you think "oh god, it's another goat" but then you look closer and... that's not a goat...*

*they have horns and hooves, but they have large, hooked claws, dark, with scaly hands. They're coated not in fur, but what looks to be primitive feathers. They have a long, stiff tail and stand at a 60-degree angle. they get up and steady themself. They have some light clothing and lots of bags, pouches, and containers. they stare at you*

Raha: sup.

[ooozerp]

*they're staring blankly like a wire shorted. this is clearly something beyond what they have back home*

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ORGPH-

wwwrrggh...

*you were just out walking when this whole entire guy just fell from the sky. at a glance, you think "oh god, it's another goat" but then you look closer and... that's not a goat...*

*they have horns and hooves, but they have large, hooked claws, dark, with scaly hands. They're coated not in fur, but what looks to be primitive feathers. They have a long, stiff tail and stand at a 60-degree angle. they get up and steady themself. They have some light clothing and lots of bags, pouches, and containers. they stare at you*

Raha: sup.

[ooozerp]

yeah yeah, I know dinosaurs, I am one, you have a ROCKET SWORD

ROCKET...

SWORD?!

that's weird. How does that not like, comprise the structural integrity of the sword? how much propellant could it possibly have?

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ORGPH-

wwwrrggh...

*you were just out walking when this whole entire guy just fell from the sky. at a glance, you think "oh god, it's another goat" but then you look closer and... that's not a goat...*

*they have horns and hooves, but they have large, hooked claws, dark, with scaly hands. They're coated not in fur, but what looks to be primitive feathers. They have a long, stiff tail and stand at a 60-degree angle. they get up and steady themself. They have some light clothing and lots of bags, pouches, and containers. they stare at you*

Raha: sup.

[ooozerp]

wha-

what the HELL was THAT?!

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ORGPH-

wwwrrggh...

*you were just out walking when this whole entire guy just fell from the sky. at a glance, you think "oh god, it's another goat" but then you look closer and... that's not a goat...*

*they have horns and hooves, but they have large, hooked claws, dark, with scaly hands. They're coated not in fur, but what looks to be primitive feathers. They have a long, stiff tail and stand at a 60-degree angle. they get up and steady themself. They have some light clothing and lots of bags, pouches, and containers. they stare at you*

Raha: sup.

[ooozerp]

hmmm..

*looks around*

so... do you also have to worry about getting picked to the bone by a pack of deinonychus whenever you leave your town here too or is my place actually just that awful.

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ORGPH-

wwwrrggh...

*you were just out walking when this whole entire guy just fell from the sky. at a glance, you think "oh god, it's another goat" but then you look closer and... that's not a goat...*

*they have horns and hooves, but they have large, hooked claws, dark, with scaly hands. They're coated not in fur, but what looks to be primitive feathers. They have a long, stiff tail and stand at a 60-degree angle. they get up and steady themself. They have some light clothing and lots of bags, pouches, and containers. they stare at you*

Raha: sup.

[ooozerp]

it's an island, I think, for all I know I'm on an alien planet right now, but anyways, that's where I'm from. It sucks bad, not a good place to be.

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ORGPH-

wwwrrggh...

*you were just out walking when this whole entire guy just fell from the sky. at a glance, you think "oh god, it's another goat" but then you look closer and... that's not a goat...*

*they have horns and hooves, but they have large, hooked claws, dark, with scaly hands. They're coated not in fur, but what looks to be primitive feathers. They have a long, stiff tail and stand at a 60-degree angle. they get up and steady themself. They have some light clothing and lots of bags, pouches, and containers. they stare at you*

Raha: sup.

[ooozerp]

fuck if I know, do you know what "Hibernia Major" is?

*they let out a kind of wheezing sigh. a small plume of blue flame comes out*

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ORGPH-

wwwrrggh...

*you were just out walking when this whole entire guy just fell from the sky. at a glance, you think "oh god, it's another goat" but then you look closer and... that's not a goat...*

*they have horns and hooves, but they have large, hooked claws, dark, with scaly hands. They're coated not in fur, but what looks to be primitive feathers. They have a long, stiff tail and stand at a 60-degree angle. they get up and steady themself. They have some light clothing and lots of bags, pouches, and containers. they stare at you*

Raha: sup.

[ooozerp]

uhh, well..

...

how do I say this...

...

the easy way.

I was being chased by megalomanical weird with an army of ape-men and mindslaved dinosaurs who used some kind of weird sparking machine thing - I think he made it out of a weather control machine? - and now I'm here.

where is here, by the way.

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ORGPH-

wwwrrggh...

*you were just out walking when this whole entire guy just fell from the sky. at a glance, you think "oh god, it's another goat" but then you look closer and... that's not a goat...*

*they have horns and hooves, but they have large, hooked claws, dark, with scaly hands. They're coated not in fur, but what looks to be primitive feathers. They have a long, stiff tail and stand at a 60-degree angle. they get up and steady themself. They have some light clothing and lots of bags, pouches, and containers. they stare at you*

Raha: sup.

[ooozerp]

...

howdy.

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ORGPH-

wwwrrggh...

*you were just out walking when this whole entire guy just fell from the sky. at a glance, you think "oh god, it's another goat" but then you look closer and... that's not a goat...*

*they have horns and hooves, but they have large, hooked claws, dark, with scaly hands. They're coated not in fur, but what looks to be primitive feathers. They have a long, stiff tail and stand at a 60-degree angle. they get up and steady themself. They have some light clothing and lots of bags, pouches, and containers. they stare at you*

Raha: sup.

[ooozerp]

hehe, mine now.

:0 prebby goat

huh, shark with fluff.

[ooozerp]

*big snuggles*

:0 prebby goat

huh, shark with fluff.

[ooozerp]

silly boy

:0 prebby goat

huh, shark with fluff.

[ooozerp]

*pat tail*

:0 prebby goat

huh, shark with fluff.