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scampers in :33 hyello nya

Hello? Nya? I'm afraid I do not understand, sorry

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STOPPPPPPPP

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You are so stupjd !! You draw SHIT and punch bsd guys POORTLY and habent even GIVRN ORPHANS THEIR PROMISED PUDDIGN CUPS ! #cancelation -from a conceend orphan

Tommy that's not how anon hate works

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TOILET PAPER??????

Noooo listen it was what I had I won't just barefaced take a picture and post it online I needed something to cover my face. Alright? And toilet paper does the job!

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Whered you get that mask from

Oh man, alright. So I'm not naming names (yanno security reasons) but there's this amazing business run by a spider hybrid in downtown that sells all sorts of cool hero gear. The mask I wear is a custom altered replica of Horus's own 'mask'.

See my mask versus his face (I don't draw be nice about it >:-( )

Me and the guy have a whole handshake deal so if any of you all are vigilantes or whatever wanting gear dm me for the details

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Why are you a vigilante?

I hate cops :-(

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yes this includes ocs, or mcyt adjacent ocs, etc etc :)

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Whats the worst crime they have you on record for

Thanks for asking! I have no idea

The biggest crime I've done that's made the news though is an easier thing to answer. I think that one is probably going to have to be either violent terrorism or seditious conspiracy. I'm unsure which is considered worse.

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Excuse me for asking but what do you even do? Get OOP out of your name man, stop playing pretend you’re any more than a thief with a funny mask

- @/order-of-paragons-Quack

Hahaaa is the little corporate sellout feeling mad? Are you supposed to be starting beef on an official Paragon account? 5 millions Ls to you good sir

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Damn... who's this guy's designer though? Thats a sharp fucking costume.

A DSMP!Quackity RP blog

Hi! Asks and submissions are open. This is a fake social media for my Superhero character

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Offical Page of one of the Knights of the order of Paragons, Quackity!

Feel free to send questions, we’d love to hear from you!

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Now, see, this is what I've been talking about when I talk about superpowered sellouts. This Quackity fella, great hero name by the way, all fucking pr I bet. No substance. I mean we saw it with skyscreamer, we saw it with torch, we saw it with fucking sgt. Aqua. They talk and bluster but the only real saving those hero organization guys did was for their damn investors.

Dont fucking catch yourselves nodding along to this bullshit celebrity talk. The real heroes focus less on marketing teams and more on helping actual people.

haven't i seen your face in ads or something

I’d sure hope so, otherwise I need to get onto my Marketing department’s ass haha

I’m Quackity, one of the best heroes in the nation, one of the Knights of Paragon, one of the coolest guys in town.

I run a little show where I tell people what it’s like to be a hero, our daily business, some of the opportunities you can get when you join the organization. Anyone can be a part of something greater. :]

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Is aquarius your real sign? Or are you just a poser

You cops can't get me exposing my real birthday so easily !

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How long have you been a vigilante for? :D

Wonderful question Anon! Well, the authorities have had warrants out for about a year now, but I've been doing anti-hero work my whole life. Dear old pa is a villain and I joined the family business as soon as I could walk.

If you're asking about non-villainous work specifically, it's the same length of time as the warrant. I suppose when I denounced my supervillain mafia father, people realized they could actually start trying to kill me. Fun times!

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Hm i'm rather feeling like pestering a hero online. Suggestions?

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Its going to be a beautiful lovely day (said mournfully) (said in agony) (said dreadingly) (said wanting-to-ditch-family-dutiesly) (said stabbingly)!!

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Disqualified for the sheer audacity but I respect the hustle @/lizardgemqueen

Stealth pic competition entrant #46 is the current winner !! To any up and coming paparazzi photographers we ARE still accepting photograph submissions now and forever.

Placing is determined by: percentage of Apollonis captured in frame, accurate portrayal of Apollonis' innate charisma, and how many cops I remember running away from at the time of capture

To see the previous few winners take a scroll through the reblogs

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@/apollosfeet kudos for getting so up close to a hero stand-off. Kudos revoked for being so close to me with that url :/

Stealth pic competition entrant #46 is the current winner !! To any up and coming paparazzi photographers we ARE still accepting photograph submissions now and forever.

Placing is determined by: percentage of Apollonis captured in frame, accurate portrayal of Apollonis' innate charisma, and how many cops I remember running away from at the time of capture

To see the previous few winners take a scroll through the reblogs