emily, mid 30s. she/her. a grab bag of interests. icon by sunny-bunny.
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#pan too large#yeah i feel that buddy. sometimes we are swimming in a pond that is just a little too big!! tbh!!
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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.
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Do you know how your parents met?
#i do as much as they do on account of they do not remember how they met lol#they know they met freshman year of college. they lived on the same floor. so they met at some point in all the 'get to know you' stuff.#but neither of them remember when they ~officially met#which i think is kinda cute
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Tweet of the day! Poor Kreider! 😭
#alright this DID make me laugh#a wee duckling who was already caffeinated when he came out of the egg#hockey
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what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore
#“depersonalization locking in thursday” is absolutely one of those spotify daylist madlib titles#and for that matter “spotify daylist madlib titles” is. kind of a madlib.
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The Pitt + Text Posts (02/?)
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there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them
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#okay here's what i think: i fucking love sports#but i do not love playing them. never really have.#& to me that puts me at 100% nerd.#the way i follow and watch sports is sheer nerdery#and i love it!!#tho i admit that sometimes i wish i had the hand-eye coordination to get to 30% jock. even 10%.#c'est la vie
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Him: you better not be a man of constant sorrow when I get home
My stupid ass:

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cal raleigh & logan gilbert take a lie detector test.
#mariners#seattle mariners#look somebody with more mlb reach than me on tumblr needs to upload this#it needs to Reach The People#but in the meantime god knows i will not sit idly by#“am i your favorite pitcher to catch?” “you're the most difficult”#“are you jealous you didn't catch my complete game in san francisco?” “yes”#i will NOT! sit idly by!!
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Lt. Ronald Hollenbeck states: Cleven buzzed the tower with my airplane with all four engines feathered. That’s the kind of guy Cleven was. I had just gotten a couple engine replacements, and he didn't get to fly too much being squadron CO, so he comes over and says; "Hollenbeck, let me fly your airplane for you, I'll put some slow time on it" and the next thing I knew, is this God d--n B-17 was coming across just about 25 feet off the runway and I looked up and all 4 engines were feathered. He (Cleven) said "I wanted to do that all my life." (x)
GALE CLEVEN + GAMBLING [part 1/?]
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Something has to be said for the hardest we ever see Buck struggle to collect himself is when Bucky said he’d rather be dead.
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Inner peace 🕊️🐱😌
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