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Do you ever catch a whiff of a scent that smells unmistakably of something really random like the twenty-third day of first grade and you’re just like hOW DID I REMEMBER THAT
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I found my roommate's twitter...

wow i really got around on the second day of school

i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything
…I don’t even drink alcohol

i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music

i don’t even have her number????????????
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am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me
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Protect platonic male/female friendships at all costs.
Write them. Read about them. Demand them. Decide the Harry and Sally law of “all male/female friendships will become romantic” is a bunch of bull and kick it to the curb.
Screw the guy getting with his girl best friend being the end of every romantic comedy. Have the guy go to his friend for advice. Have the girl tell him when he fucks up. Have them sitting on the porch when the sun sets, talking about their day. Have them hug and laugh, and shout for joy, and never feel pressured to bring them in for that expected kiss.
Not all soulmates are romantic. We should stop acting like it.
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Vladimir Putin: BAN ALL MEMES for making me look bad
Barack Obama: "Thanks Obama" that's a good one
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FAVORITE PEOPLE » Beyoncé
‘I’m learning how to drown out the constant noise that is such an inseparable part of my life. I don’t have to prove anything to anyone, I only have to follow my heart and concentrate on what I want to say to the world.”
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*posts a bomb ass picture* fuckboi: “yo we haven’t talked in a long time”
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I hate seeing fake gamer chicks. Like I worked really fucking hard to establish my place in gaming when I played, and then there’s these girls who just flaunt their big breasts and aren’t even talented at the games they stream. Maybe that’s just me-but it is upsetting.
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Taron being adorable in this interview
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*fires confetti cannons* BROADWAYYY!! *high kicks toward stage left*
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what she says: im fine
what she means: why isn't asexuality represented in the media more often. all i want is to watch a sweet love movie that isn't centred around sex and how sexually active you are
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