I'm getting an ArtFight account set up! There is every chance I will not use it at all because I have never actually wanted to do ArtFight before but it's better to have it than not, I suppose.
Find me here (under the same username and everything).
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no, by "weird" i mean "uncanny". i mean it's a "weird dog" in the same way one could describe a parrot as a "weird autoresponder". this is not Actually a dog any more than it is Actually a dead thing, but when it walks like a duck and winks and says "quack" clear as day, might as well call it a weird duck, no?
this guy was pretty strongly inspired by the character Coyote from Gunnerkrigg Court, who is also a weird coyote in the sense that he's some other thing, but he's called Coyote, and he looks like a coyote, and it's as good a presumed name as anything else. personally I wasn't impressed by the original comic nor its execution of the character, and it treads into territory I don't want to touch vis-a-vis trying to "respectfully" turn characters from Indigenous American mythology into characters for one's own storytelling and entertainment, but I liked the idea of a mischievous Not A Dog with magic powers and a knack for showing up just before everything else goes wrong lurking about in my creative repertoire, and I think I could do a character like GC's Coyote just as well as GC pulled it off, if not, frankly, better lol. never let it be said I do not create with ego first and skill second XD
i suppose by weird dog I could mean awesome weird dog, but [weird dog] comes first!
made a weird dog
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+ shitty low-effort follow-up:
transcript under the cut again:
Panel 1:
top card: about 45 minutes later...
Investigator: It HAS to be them.
Investigator: She threatened me. Now Officer Daniels will have to listen.
Investigator: Has to be.
Investigator: I don't care that they all insist it looks like normal travel expenses.
Investigator: The timeline is too solid.
Investigator: And she said I was going to be a great forensic analyst. I have to be on the -
Investigator: Wait.
Investigator: Was she saying I'm bad at it NOW?
Investigator (muttering): God her tea was incredible. I wish I had asked for a second cup. The train tea is so burnt.
Panel 2
Card pointing at Adder (left): Adder ket'Aothea (honorary member of clan Oserisades & notorious pirate)
Card pointing at Zahra (center): Zahra Nazarel (Captain of the Midnight King & even more notorious pirate)
Zahra: Velan, thank you so much. That was...
Zahra: Incredible.
Zahra: I'd always heard shadow-step was a sight to behold, but I didn't expect it to be so, so...
Zahra: So...
Zahra: Spectacular.
Zahra: But level with me. How much trouble are we in?
Zahra: Should we be laying low for a while?
Adder: Wait, Cap, that's why you're all nervous?
Adder (muttering): I just thought you didn't like the shadows getting weird.
Adder: My Ath doesn't threaten people when they're actually dangerous.
Adder: Ath Velan, was the lightshow necessary?
Velan: Ha, no. No cause for concern, Zahra.
Velan: She just pissed me off a little.
Velan (small): That's not what a real shadowstep looks like, either. Way too flashy. I'll show you later if you like.
Transcript under the cut:
Panel 1
Investigator (left): Look, Mrs. Oserisades-
Ath Velan ket'Oserisades (right): Call me Velan.
Investigator: Um, Mrs. Velan. We're pretty sure we have a link to your clan and
Investigator: um
Investigator: notorious pirates.
Velan: My, that's an embarrassing mistake for the EBC's tax offices to make.
Velan: A waste of both our time, really.
Investigator: Not so-
Velan: I guarantee it is.
Investigator: Look, your paperwork seems clean, but-
Velan: Because my clan has done nothing.
Velan: Have some tea.
text by Velan's ankles: shoes off means she can transform very quickly - prepared for violence!
Velan's stool: chest full of extremely incriminating records
Card at the top: The notorious pirates in question left the Oserisades camp 20 minutes ago.
Non-card text at the top:
Ath: A title, indicating the leader of a dragon clan.
The EBC: The Ever-Burning City, a city-state with a military-meritocracy & a monarchy slowly trying to grab at more and more land for the last 40-odd years. Very serious about both piracy and tax fraud (Velan is involved in both).
Panel 2
Investigator: With respect, Mrs. Oserisades-
Velan: Ath.
Investigator: What?
Velan: My title is Ath ket'Oserisades.
Investigator: Mrs. Oserisades.
Investigator: I know that you've done it.
Investigator: I just need to prove it.
Panel 3
Velan: Hmm.
Velan: Color me concerned.
Velan: But it sounds like
Velan: and do correct me if I'm wrong
Velan: it sounds like you have no actual proof.
Panel 5
Velan: Don't worry, kid.
Velan: We're all wrong sometimes, ha ha.
Velan: I can tell you have a lot of passion.
Velan: You'll make a great investigator someday.
Velan: You should drink your tea.
bottom card: End.
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Transcript under the cut:
Panel 1
Investigator (left): Look, Mrs. Oserisades-
Ath Velan ket'Oserisades (right): Call me Velan.
Investigator: Um, Mrs. Velan. We're pretty sure we have a link to your clan and
Investigator: um
Investigator: notorious pirates.
Velan: My, that's an embarrassing mistake for the EBC's tax offices to make.
Velan: A waste of both our time, really.
Investigator: Not so-
Velan: I guarantee it is.
Investigator: Look, your paperwork seems clean, but-
Velan: Because my clan has done nothing.
Velan: Have some tea.
text by Velan's ankles: shoes off means she can transform very quickly - prepared for violence!
Velan's stool: chest full of extremely incriminating records
Card at the top: The notorious pirates in question left the Oserisades camp 20 minutes ago.
Non-card text at the top:
Ath: A title, indicating the leader of a dragon clan.
The EBC: The Ever-Burning City, a city-state with a military-meritocracy & a monarchy slowly trying to grab at more and more land for the last 40-odd years. Very serious about both piracy and tax fraud (Velan is involved in both).
Panel 2
Investigator: With respect, Mrs. Oserisades-
Velan: Ath.
Investigator: What?
Velan: My title is Ath ket'Oserisades.
Investigator: Mrs. Oserisades.
Investigator: I know that you've done it.
Investigator: I just need to prove it.
Panel 3
Velan: Hmm.
Velan: Color me concerned.
Velan: But it sounds like
Velan: and do correct me if I'm wrong
Velan: it sounds like you have no actual proof.
Panel 5
Velan: Don't worry, kid.
Velan: We're all wrong sometimes, ha ha.
Velan: I can tell you have a lot of passion.
Velan: You'll make a great investigator someday.
Velan: You should drink your tea.
bottom card: End.
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transcript:
Rex: That's right blah blah you talk all big but here you are on your knees blah blah I'm in charge blah
Haven: Excuse me.
Rex: -- yeah?
Haven: Did you forget that I can bite you?
Rex: Uh, no? What?
Haven: Oookay. Look just shut the fuck up. I'm trying to enjoy myself here.
Rex: isn't this like. Par for the course
Haven: No?
Rex: You know, like.
Rex: Standard?
Haven: No.
Rex: ...
Rex: Look, can you give it a pass for now? I think I'm
Rex: Um .
Rex: Well it's all stuff Felyx is always saying. I guess.
Haven (thoughts): Well he never asks for anything so I can't say no now so I guess I have to shut him up the old-fashioned way. ... What the fuck is Felyx's problem? God I hate that little loser.
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Repurposed the fancy jaw element from that picture of Haven into a header for my main blog, because I was bored with the one I had before. It's edgy but eh... it's cool looking.
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