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Beans are awesome, a sacred experience

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you used to be able to go onto a tag after finishing a movie and see all sorts of gifsets. now you have to comb through reader insert fanfiction. we used to be a society

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btw I don't really ship Odysseus and Diomedes but I do think they have the kind of raw sexual chemistry you only get when two vaguely competent people are forced to work together in a horrifically idiot-ridden workplace

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If you complain to a writer about their (free!!) fanfiction not being up to your literary standards, I think it should be legal (maybe even required) for said author to throw squishy vegetables at you in the town square for the rest of the day.

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can’t focus on work. can only think of that one lesbian poem about chivalry

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Sapphics who don't like fat girls are so weird to me. You're supposed to like girl. Why wouldn't you want more girl per girl

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genuinely i think everyone would be so much happier if we simply accepted that fanfiction isn’t supposed to be realistic at all, it’s just supposed to make you happy. ​these freaks are currently 20k words into pining for each other while living under the same roof and working the same job, fuck realism tbh

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if you ever feel good about yourself just remember that rf kuang wrote and published the poppy war, the dragon republic, the burning god, babel: an arcane history and yellowface all before turning 28

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I periodically see ships that make me go "What?! No! No!" and then move on and don't harass anyone and feel so strong and brave.

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A desperate cleric slamming every healing spell so hard to bring someone back to life the ground is forced to grow plants and flowers around the body.

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the urge to steal a 1980's-esque stained glass pizza hut lamp and chew on it is overwhelming

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i've been saying this meme aloud to my friends and family for years now and i realized i never put it into text format so i'm subjecting you all to it.

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“Is it okay if I draw fanart of your fanfic?👉🏼👈🏼”

My brother in Christ we shall have a spring wedding

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i had this dream where you were different…