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Karaoke 🎤
#i read “the only way i know” to the tune of minority by green day.#green day is not exactly romantic.#“this one goes out to my boyfriend in the back. *inhale* HEY MOTHER CAN YOU HEAR ME WHIIINING?”
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the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ
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i like to think that i'm funny even when i am decidedly not
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squid pupil squid ink cookie, send post
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(🧀) So iirc, there was a stream where ii creators said that Nickel <-(don't tag him) and Balloon were roommates, I have a hc that that wasn't always the case tho: When Balloon was first eliminated, he had his own room and socially isolated himself from everyone else in Hotel OJ bc anxiety. He would not leave his room unless it's to get water bottles or idk,, microwave food? And then letters comic happened and OJ stumbled upon his room, saw how MESSY it was and forced him into a room with Nickel
omga thats lowkey peak can i steal that anon?
anyways nickel and balloon r absolute gayasses its canon trust im suitcase and bot :3

-mod strawberri/bot
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I must say, Steven Universe is a lot more enjoyable when you don't need to read through a heaping helping of Tumblr discourse about who's secretly abusing whom this week.
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steven is a really funny character actually. he never went to school. one of his powers is astral projection for no real reason. hes a musical prodigy. he was so traumatized by the end of the show they had to make an entire epilogue series about it. he spent seven years looking like a 3rd grader. he was even bisexual
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Hear me out on trophy x baseball?? Trust??
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always on my mission to catify any and all characters o7 horrid beast
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no more ears. baby stupidhead
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i always see trophy as one of those guys with beautiful luscious lashes that doesn’t appreciate them
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I really wanna test something out so,,,, Heres a wheel of (almost) all of the ii contestants,
If you want tell me who you got in the rbs ^^ /nf!!
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I liek your bug au… I like bugz… what bug is trophy…

another case of "was originally gonna be smth else but i though this fit better thematically"
(in trophy's case he was originally gonna be an arizona bark scorpion)
#oooo#i think about bug objects a lot#and i usually make him a rhinoceros beetle but i like this a lot too
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almost all trophy ships are one sided from his side and nothing can convince me otherwise. hes miserable
this is true. nobody likes that fucking guy hes so ugly
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