ophiespeaks

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i was reading a fic and i got so invested only to realize that i missed the watersports tag 💔💔💔 dhmu

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fandom i entered is so small it had 8 fanfics on ao3 total and half of them are in chinese 🥀🥀

also hi yes i’m alive maybe i’ll story time abt how my life fell apart but prob not 🫶

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currently obsessed with cbs’ ghosts. how wrong of me would it be to make a dr where i’m a ghost

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being a shifter in a fandom is crazy why did i just see MPREG OF MY DAD

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i really should update my drs at some point. i’m not even going half them places anymore 😭

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you guys are adorable i love the shifting community <3

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everyone talking about how since they’ve started using tumblr instead of shifttok they’re shifting and getting closer to their drs 😭😭 i’m so proud of how far my kids have come! take riley to the moon for me

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manifesting

i shifted 😀 i shifted 😦 i…. shifted 😧 I SHIFTED 😁

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ya’ll some funny critters bro WHAT

see i dont have to worry abt ppl shifting fkr my s/o bc be is straight up ugly

HELP WHAT😭

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i can’t believe they took away tiktok now how am i supposed to see soul crushing edits of my dead gay uncles

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i love you too someonesrealityshifting at tumblr dot com

if you’re a shifttoker transferring over here, i think the biggest rule of thumb is nobody gives af how big your account is. we’re all parasocial besties and people are going to engage with your content like you’re just some guy. you can become infamous on tumblr, but never famous.

[ophiespeaks]

if you’re a shifttoker transferring over here, i think the biggest rule of thumb is nobody gives af how big your account is. we’re all parasocial besties and people are going to engage with your content like you’re just some guy. you can become infamous on tumblr, but never famous.

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i’ve been inactive asf but when tiktok gets banned it’s gonna be my active era again i swear ‼️

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mitski wrote wife as part of a college project and i fear talent like hers comes only once in a lifetime

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woke up at 5:14 am with the earth shattering idea of making a Glee dr

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imagine it. The night is November 5th, 2024. The election results are in. Misha Collins post a video. The camera is facing him, as he says “I love you.” Then it pans to the other person in the room, Jensen Ackles. He responds with “Kamala Harris is the next present for the United States”

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if i don’t find out the election results from a destiel confession meme then what the fuck was even the point of all this