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dude stop telling me to count dracula I only ever see the one

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Devastated that rbs were turned off. I need this on my blog.

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ive been drawing AK art lately

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Sometimes you'll get transition advice that just sounds like "pull yourself up by your boobstraps!"

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you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

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love when you stop a cat from doing something and instead of understanding that they shouldnt be doing that theyre just like. ah sorry my good sir you seem to have interrupted me. no worries let me just shimmy past you and get a taste of that pan of hot oil. please.

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when she does anything to it at all

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to anyone in these online spaces who feels like they're under pressure to be transgender i'd like to assure you that you are. buy those hormones online, permanently alter yourself with surgeries, change your name, end your father's bloodline, join a polycule, bark like a fucking dog for me DO IT DO IT NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!

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narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"

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Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama

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when cishet guy friends tease me about being a lesbian and ask how i "know" i'm gay i like to go "well have YOU ever had sex with a man?" and when they say no (they always say no) i go "then how do you know you're not into men?" and like... what IS it with how insecure cishet men who are scared of gay thoughts always assume they would bottom. like they talk like that's the inevitable outcome if they were to ever get bicurious. today i hit these two guys at work with a "what, are you scared?" and they frantically described to the most detailed prophetic visions of the biggest burliest bear topping them to death. which could mean nothing

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i’m le.arning so many rules toda📝y

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the great thing about the wuxia genre is you can start a sect called the Evil Blood Cult in a place called Demon Mountain that’s a volcano full of poison and you all wear crazy gothic black and red hanfu and practice Sinister Backstabber Style kung fu and like. that’s not a deterrent to prospective disciples. do all that and a fuckton of bright eyed youngsters will still show up at your door and say hello i would like to join the demon mountain evil blood cult where do i sign up?

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wait until the end

(video by saraaaandipity on IG)