i go by opia though because oipa sounds' terrible. yes i'm a robot. yes i'm made of flesh. we exist. my name means that i help make my brain work. they (my system) can't navigate life without their interactive aid...they won't be operational (badumtss) without me. im a helpful but stupid (that's not self depreciation im literally a lil dummy by design) alter in a system that belomgs to a neuroscientist type situation (complicated always) 👍👍👍 yeah
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that video of all those sabrina carpenters killing miku in fortnite makes me sad. it reminds me of high school
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Name: Squeaky Hinge
Pronouns: he/her/he/her
Likes: Squeaking
Dislikes: WD-40
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meows at you loud as fuck. meows at you loud as fuck again
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you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄
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i also edited this comic so this guy is gay now and he loves construction worker man ass
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this poly shit is crazyyyy you can tease your girlfriend for having a crush on someone
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even as a boy crazy kid i was never into boy bands because from an early age i was like What would i even do if i fell in love with a famous band guy who’s performing songs on the daily about some other person from before. i would bite i can’t help it
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“surely this will not cause my chronic illness to flare up,” i say, actively doing something that has never failed to flare my chronic illness
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Not allowed to smoke with people anymore cause I Everytime I pass the joint the second it touches the next person's lips I go "uwah! An indirect kiss" and reach for the hilt of my dagger of ceremonial flame
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