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RyanGosling: We're the Millers will never not be funny to me.

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What do New Yorkers say to you on the street? I hear they mistake you, sometimes, for other actors.

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Fuck, though, sometimes they cry about the funniest things. It’s way too hard not to laugh at them. 

You can tell when people are hot messes at that moment, when they’re drunk and crying. I tend to avoid those people myself.

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I’m not even sorry about it. I just spent the last few days celebrating a bunch of award wins, so my ego is fucking gigantic at this point in time. I kind of liked it-- do it again. Would you? That’s so nice. Kind of makes me wanna change my mind, but...nah. 

Hmm, someone seems extra full of themselves tonight. It’s usually me with the bigger ego, I’m not sure how I feel about this. I did–and it was weird and I hated it. I did not! I’d yell fire for you, just throwing that out there.

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Well, it probably has something to the do with the fact that torturing Katie is one of my favorite hobbies. Wait. The best friendship with Angie or me? ‘Cause I’ve already called dibs on her being my best friend, so...-- ya know. What?! I love cooking shows! MasterChef Junior is the best ever. My daughter is alright. I mean, she’s found a new obsession in the Hanson brothers and it makes me wanna smack my head off a wall, but that’s whatever. I promise I’ll be careful. That’s actually a good mindset to have. Go wild and don’t listen to me.  

You can definitely introduce me to her but I doubt I’ll give you the dirt on Katie. Why do you want to know her dirt anyways? I know right? You taking me to meet Angelina, yes the best friendship I will ever have. Cooking shows? That’s boring, all the other things aren’t though. How is your daughter doing? I’ll take that as a yes haha careful with the STD’s though. Why not? I should do crazy things. I’m not going to be 24 forever. Might as well live it while I can.

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I do so, and I can happily say that I look so much better in it. Did you actually just almost agree with me? Shit, that’s amazing. You brought this on yourself, Katie. 

You say that, but I don’t think you remember what I look like in it so, it doesn’t count. But maybe. Probably not–but maybe. Wooooooooow. I can’t believe you just said that. I mean–you might be close to being right but still. Rude. I can’t believe you’re just going to let me die in a fire, Ryan.

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RyanGosling: Eight years later and my ex-girlfriend is still kicking my ass. Damn. #gonnafighttheacademy

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RyanGosling: Things I clued into at 6AM: my kid is a jerk.

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radioactive & gasoline mashup permission to post was given by the artist

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I hope you get to hell and Satan sticks a needle in your eye \ I hate your fucking guts, you fuckin’ sluts, I hope you die \ Di-ii–ii–ii–ii–ii–ie \ But Please don’t get me wrong, I’m not bitter or mad \ It’s not that I still love you, It’s not cause I want you back \ It’s just that when I think of you, It makes me wanna\ Yack–aa–aa–aa–aa–aa–aa–ack

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Eminem is fucking crazy, but it’s a turn on.

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“Sometimes things don’t work out between people and it’s nobody’s fault. That’s bullshit. That’s bullshit. It’s her fault she lied to you. I don’t see it that way.”

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text;; katie

Katie: I hate the amusement you're getting out of all this. What? No. Barefoot is for being indoors or on a beach, duh.

Ryan: I feel like it's a well known fact that I find amusement in anything that makes you squirm. Fuck, now I wanna go to the beach.

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text;; katie

Katie: I KNOW but I couldn't think of anything else casual off the top of my head. And I'd totally wear converse on a date because I love me a good pair of converse. But, ya know, for 1 I don't date all that often and two I can't think of where one might go on a date and wear converse to prove this point to you off the top of my head...

Ryan: Hahaha. I'm just fucking with you. I don't give a shit what type of shoes you where to what type of events. Go barefoot for all I care.

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True, but I look so much better in that jacket, so...you should probably return it soon. I don’t know if you’re ready to see me naked 24/7. I mean, there’s only so much perfection a single human being can handle at a time. Nope. You would just have to figure that shit out on your own. Good luck. 

I did not steal it– at least I don’t think. Alright it’s a possibility. There’s probably a 50/50 chance that I did…whatever you know what? I’m not even sorry about it, I look fantastic in over sized blazer jackets, anyways. Mmhm, I’m sure you are. Well, I mean…I dunno maybe you should just stop wearing clothes around me–that’s the only way I can promise I won’t take anything. WOAH–not even if there’s a fire? That’s harsh, you wouldn’t even yell fire to me?? I thought we were closer then that…