opisasodomite

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Remember when you'd turn on the radio and almost always Poker Face was playing

Back when God was still listening

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no dad.. being tormented and endlessly suffering was YOUR dream

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There's just so much I don't know about Tolkien's work

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wait hold on a second I have to grab my cat’s stupid little head

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‼️ Breaking: Cloth mother and wire mother have been caught "lezzing out"

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it’s crazy how a double bacon cheeseburger is probably the single healthiest thing a human can eat

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my mum just answered a spam phone call with "catholic horse cemetery how can I help you"

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NDA stands for Non't Dalk Aboutit

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on craigslist you can find jobs offering the same benefits as the army of ancient rome

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*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?

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i kiss you on the mouth and end my turn

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