The first thing to note is that I am just some guy. Gay, male, 30. Come for the food polls, stay for the ????
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girl who finally is going back to reading by finishing one book: now i'm going to read all the books in the world.
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theyre called monitor lizards on account of their pc compatibility
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my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle
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put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time
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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door
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“coke is better!” “pepsi is better!” wrong. squirt supremacy.
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every morning I wake up and my boner is facing true north
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that one mutual who hates you
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Why do some people have really really big balls
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kids these days are like “i need chat gpt to write an essay that would normally take 12 hours in 2” but back in my day i did that all the time by using a little technique called “writing some absolute bullshit.” and yet i still walked away with a better essay and more critical thinking skills than i would get if i used chatgpt. write a bad essay that you started on the day it was due, but write it yourself.
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c. s. lewis making his jesus allegory a lion when jesus' canonical fursona is a lamb........toxic masculinity
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I'm in your house picking your shy, uptight man like a lock.
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