opmcafe

[opmcafe]

one punch man reacting to “would you still date me if i was a worm?”

❀ saitama —

❀ genos —

❀ sonic —

❀ garou —

❀ badd —

❀ mumen rider —

❀ flashy flash —

❀ tatsumaki —

❀ amai mask —

❀ fubuki —

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genos: [after taking dating advice from king and saitama] so... do you come here often?

y/n:

y/n: we’re roommates.

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mumen rider: [approaches garou and y/n]

mumen rider: excuse me, is this man bothering you?

y/n: yes, but he’s my boyfriend so that’s on me.

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y/n, [gets a paper cut]: ow-

garou: you idiot lmao.

[garou texting metal bat]

metal bat: so let me get this straight, you want me to get the heroes to agree on banning the use of paper?

garou: it’s fucking dangerous ok.

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badd: sure is dark in here.

y/n:

badd: yeah, i’m not scared or anything.

y/n:

badd: i mean, who’s scared of ghosts and the dark these days? not me. i’m a hero, soo definitely not me.

y/n: do you want me to hold your hand?

badd, [voice cracking]: yes, please-

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saitama: i’m not going to be mad, just tell me why you have a fake ID.

y/n: [mumbles]

saitama: what?

y/n: you have to be over 18 to hold the puppies at petco.

saitama:

saitama: you ARE an adult-

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garou: why is y/n crying?

tareo: they took a “which hero are you quiz” from my almanac.

garou: and who did they get?

tareo: you.

garou:

garou: i’m their boyfriend-

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saitama, [standing outside of the apartment holding a sign that says ‘DATE?’]:

genos: if you wish, master, YES!

saitama, [deadpans]: no, tell y/n!

genos: okay!

genos: Y/N! IM GOING ON A DATE WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND!

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y/n: badd, can you please tell garou i strongly dislike him? we're in the middle of a fight and i don't want to talk to him.

badd, [glancing at y/n and garou]:

badd:

badd: you're literally sitting on his lap.

y/n: yes, what's your point-

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how have i not seen this??? the PURE talent /you/ have omg !! 🥰 oomfs are so talented i will never get over it !! <3

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bang: i sleep with a knife under my pillow.

bomb: weak. i sleep with a gun.

garou: you're both pathetic.

bomb: oh? what do you sleep with?

garou: y/n.

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king: i know i’m the strongest man in the world, but how is the most beautiful person in the world?

fubuki: i don’t know, how are y-?

saitama, [joining the conversation]: y/n is perfect, thanks for asking.

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[during the tournament]

y/n, [on the phone with saitama]: so funny story- i’m locked in this room with suiryu while everyone is fighting monsters outside.

suiryu, [hiding the key]: truly unfortunate.

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saitama: i have two hands.

saitama: one for holding y/n’s hand.

saitama: and another one for punching monsters.

king: isn’t it ironic that with those same two hands, you still can’t beat me at video games?

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badd: i miss y/n.

garou: badd-

badd, [sighing]: y/n used to call me badd...

garou:

garou: maybe 'cause it’s your fucking name??

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sonic, randomly: did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

y/n:

y/n: did- did you just flirt with me??

sonic: i have been for the past two years but thanks for noticing.

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y/n: [climbing through the window at 3 am after being with garou all night]

saitama: [flicks on light and turns around in his chair] and where have you been?

y/n: uhh- i was with genos!

genos: [turning around in his own chair] are you sure about that?

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y/n: *walks into a wall* ow-

everyone: *gasps*

saitama: *punches wall*

garou: *throws water bottles at wall*

genos: *obliterates wall with lasers*