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it’s like you’re being ratatouilled but the rat is your shame

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whatever dude i dont even look that tormented mostly

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knew this woman who used to be a gay man and when he was a gay man he liked ‘ironically’ referring to himself as she/her and so when he came out as a woman he decided the next logical step was to also switch his pronouns to he/him.

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type of guy who invariably buys the worst salami in the store because he was cursed by god himself never to buy good salami: you know I don’t like salami very much

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Lily of the valley 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧

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surely the conses wont quence

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Jordan Arthur Smith: Sheer Vena Glove Top

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I got my tetanus shot we can play polearms again

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If I had mandibles I'd clack them together like tongs all the time

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Mary Jane Russell for Harper’s Bazaar (1950) Photography: Lillian Bassman

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Organizing these small drawings

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Ok so. I have a question. If there was a full glass of human blood in front of you, and the was absolutely no health risk to drinking it, like, that's not ever a factor, how much of it do you think you would drink? Because I would at least take one solid gulp.

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Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

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