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when exactly is uptown funk gon give it to me?
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hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like it was expensive
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Locking in should make mechanical parts unfold from some unseen space behind my head and form a battle mask over my face with a series of satisfying clicks and whirs that culminate in the visor lighting up with a distinctive gleam sound. Or at least make my eyes change color.
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The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.
"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."
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then i did hiromi higuruma and got shadowbanned on tiktok for it!
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Projecting my period cramps onto Gilgamesh king of Uruk
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Well, you know what they say; Rome was built in a day, and if you're going any slower than that, you're basically fucked with no hope at all
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