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the ancient lich king was sealed beneath the streets of baltimore 10,000 years ago

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i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong

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how it feels to tell people that i use tumblr

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car is bad for MANY reasons but being a private place to belt along to music is not one if them

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Hey guys it's summer solstice today so the days are only going to get shorter from now on, enjoy the sun while it last!

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˙spɹɐʇsɐq ʇᴉ ʇɐ dǝǝʞ ¿ʎǝ 'ɹǝƃuol ʇǝƃ ɐuuoƃ ʎllɐuᴉɟ ǝɹɐ sʎɐp oS ˙ʇunɔ ǝɥʇ 'ǝɔᴉʇslos ɹǝʇuᴉʍ s,ʇᴉ 'sǝʇɐɯ ʎO

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Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

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i feel like we as a digital society have forgotten the important rules of the internet

Don't feed the trolls

Never give out personal information

Anonymity is the best defense

Don't click suspicious links

Don't click popups and ads

Just because it's written doesn't mean it's true

You are responsible for your own experience

There is porn of everything, act accordingly

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I get that the new world is struggling to be born but can we get an epidural or something

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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

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anyway. onto better things

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I’ve decided to randomly go to the outro sequence and get all the forms ENA goes through when she gets revived. I like the first one, personally

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one time my mom and i were talking about autism and she said if i got it from anyone i got it from my dad, a man who has been buying and sorting pokemon cards for several months straight and likes to memorize license plates and then quiz my mom on them. and then she remembered that my father is not actually biologically related to me (#childofdivorce) and lost her shit laughing. i got that proxy autism

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I wanna pet a hyena so bad but that would not end well for anyone.

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im gonna getcha! im gonna getcha!!!

omg stoppp!!! hehe ^_^ !!!!