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Jeph Jacques decided to go out in a blaze of shitposts and in his honor I think it's only right to share these tweets with a wider audience

goodnight, sweet prince

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The Legend of Zelda, reimagined as an ancient South Asian epic

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HEY LOOK AT THIS PLEASE.

My friend Kenn is in a very rough place right now, he can’t work (like, at all. he can’t look at screens) and he really needs the money for food and medical expenses.

If you could spread this around that would be nice, or if you could donate to him so he has a chance to get back on his feet!

here’s his paypal: https://www.paypal.me/entowol

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“Garden Nasturtium” by Jungsun Jung

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The headline: UK Drug Dealer Feeling Bleu After Cheese Photo Leads To Arrest

The article: Police cracked encryption on a privacy-focused phone service provider and ran fingerprint analysis on photos posted by users.

Like I get that law enforcement does things like this, that’s literally what it exists for, I’m just really upset by the cutesy framing.

Also. Like. Don’t organize shit online or over the phone. Law enforcement has been pressuring tech companies to put backdoors into encrypted services for years, this whole crackdown happened because of a device-level attack, and you never know who’s listening.

And yeah. If you’re setting up an anonymous ID online for any reason do not, under any circumstances, post or share any identifying information under that ID or with devices associated with that account.

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I haven’t had an original experience

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The end result…🥺🎃

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Them™

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cisn’t people pls reblog this with the strangest possible description of your gender in the tags.

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UC or ER?

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i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

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Weird peeve time. Calling lab grown gemstones “fake” is stupid because it’s the same shit just not formed naturally. An artificially grown diamond is the same shit as a natural diamond it is the exact same material bro it’s all fuckign carbon

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They really should teach people how to cook in school.

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Controversial opinion but the Mona Lisa isn’t that good of a painting. 

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well I’d like to see you look better after having your balls stolen Tatsu

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Me and mom learned new English word.