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smudged

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now that ive had my identity stolen i feel like a Real Adult

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Fic idea where Damian and Jason met in the league, and Dami doesn't bother keeping it a secret in Gotham. However, due to a series of misunderstandings, the batfamily all come to believe Damian is talking about a dog.

Bruce: We want you to feel comfortable here, Damian. Is there anything I can get you to make you feel more at home.

Damian: I want Akhi.

Bruce (internally): Brother???

Damian: He was my guard and companion. He would sleep on the floor of my room every night in order to protect me. Apart from those nights when he would whine so loudly that it disturbed my slumber. At such times, he would sleep outside instead.

Bruce (internally): Oh, "Akhi" is just a sweet name for a dog...

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Damian, trying to be supportive for once: You are much more adept at learning than Akhi. It took much training for him to even be able to communicate. Mother was most pleased when he was finally able to understand simple commands such as "stop" and "kneel".

Tim: Wow, the bar is apparently dog height.

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Damian, being shown the library by Alfred: Akhi would very much appreciate this room.

Alfred, joking: Oh, does he like books?

Damian: He is voracious. Akhi tears through a dozen books a week.

Alfred, imagining the ancient library Bruce described from his time with the league: Dear God...

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Bruce, on the phone with Talia: Damian misses his Akhi. Please ship him over to us.

Talia: ????????

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abandonware should be public domain. force companies to actively support and provide products if they don't wanna lose the rights to them

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hear me out…

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let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

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mermaid megafauna

patreon . bsky

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inherent gay need to redesign my bedroom every 3 months

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I wish there was a site where I could put all my qualifications in and have employers reach out to ME instead of me banging on their doors (emails) begging for a fucking job

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The kindergarten-ification of society

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Flash: Ok, hold up. What?!

Nightwing: Red hood was a Robin too. What is so confusing about that?

Wonder Woman: It's just.... A lot of things make so much more sense now.

Nightwing: Like what?

Flash: Well, we did wonder who the first Robin was. But it being Red hood makes so much sense. The anger issues should have given it away really.

Nightwing: Huh?

Wonder Woman: It is quite obvious once you see it. It also explains why Batman gave you the role of Robin. I mean, i can only imagine how painful it must have been to watch your partner turn to a life of crime. So he replaced him with you. And I must say, it was a good choice. You were one of my favourite Robins so far.

Nightwing: Wait, wait, wait! You guys think I was the second Robin?

Flash: Well duh. You've always been this ball of sunshine. Just like the second Robin. And now with the hood being the angry first robin and Red robin being the genius third, we now know what happend to all of you.

Nightwing: I... Oh god, J's gonna fucking lose it if he figures out you guys think he's the oldest.

Wonder Woman: Pardon?

Nightwing: Doesn't matter. What does matter though is that Redhood isn't the first robin. I was!

Flash:

Wonder Woman:

Nightwing:

Flash: Now hold on now! That can't be right!

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Jon is totally 100% more overprotective of damian, and Damian's just chill with it.

The only reason damian ever teamed up with jon back when they were 12/13 was cuz he realized "oh, this kid can hold his own in a fight", and damian needed a partner in the field- he needed a superman to his batman. Damian was well aware of jons powers AND the kind of person he was, and that's why he'd always drag superboy along with him wherever he went.

But jon? jon sees this kid hes always looked up to (pre powered jon totally idolized batman and robin) and sees him get hurt, break down, and literally die in some cases. After learning about his own superpowers, it hits jon that damian is Just A Human. sure, a trained assassin, batmans sidekick, and a body count higher than jons age, but still just as vulnerable as anyone else.

cue hellishly overprotective Jon over completely oblivious damian. It started off as superboy sticking closer to robin than he needed to in fights, and taking a few more hits for him then necessary, which is all fine until it bleeds over into their civilian lives.

Jon literally refuses to let go of Damian's hand when they're in unfamiliar places, and you better believe he's glaring at every stranger that accidentally looks over in their direction. Damian's a little confused about why people are avoiding him more than usual, but eh, he doesn't care. The less people he has to talk to the better. He DOES start to care however whenever Jon starts growling at people.

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Ice suggesting a white woman remove the Mexican flag sticker from her car. Can they all kill themselves already

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Sorry we really went from free the nipple, take back the night, slut walks, and ending gender/sex segregation in sports being fucking milquetoast feminism 101 concepts to fucking girl dinner and "I just worry about fairness if we let trans girls play against cis ones" and "it was right of that woman to call the cops on a black man for existing near here in public during the day time because men are all violent monsters" and "radical feminism isn't transphobic we just need to kill all men including trans ones those oppressive traitors" and I will legit never be able to be normal about it. What the FUCK happened. I'd say I wonder what the feminists of my youth would say about this but I'm one and lemme tell ya I want to throw up. Go fucking read bell hooks or do something else useful please because all of this learned helplessness, gender essentialism, and transphobia dressed up as feminism is actively holding us back.

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Now if only I could GET a job ..