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god gives his silliest battles to his funniest clowns
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why is trying to make a new friend so embarrassing. hi. me again. asking for your attention once more even though i am literally just some random person to you. it's because i want to be not just a random person to you. please understand
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been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will
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i would be the best unreliable narrator i dont know shit that goes on around me
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I really think Rasputin lucked out, in that being remembered by history as some species of giant unkillable sex wizard is something most of us can only fruitlessly aspire to.
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today was single handedly the best day of my life. i caught a cop stealing from the store i work at
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"you are addicted to screens" no no you see i am actually addicted to my friends. unfortunately they live in there
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hate it when I'm eating and my stomach starts growling
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never will forget the gay porn I watched where the director quietly told the bottom to “lose the anime voice” and you could see overwhelming disillusionment form in his eyes
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"aw i love your earrings, they're so cute!" i say, making the barista's day. i sit down with my coffee and send a respected mutual an anon ask reading "you look like you've got that homestuck kinnie pussy." thus i have maintained the balance of suffering in the world for another day. as i wander down the beach of life, my footsteps do not even disturb its grains
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