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Feel like it’s a little lazy to have a two-eyed Minion on the bottom of a toothbrush that already looks like a one-eyed Minion.  Right?  Shouldn’t they put a mouth around the middle and pants on the bottom?  Do I have to do all the work around here?
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it feels like something inside is on fire
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Hurry up. maximumble.com
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My family doesn’t actually know me, they talk to my shadow, the boy I leave behind.
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Sagittarius: If I run and leap at Pisces, he will almost certainly catch me in his arms.
Sagittarius: Coming in!
Sagittarius: [runs at Pisces]
Pisces: NO! I'M HOLDING COFFEE!
Pisces: [drops coffee on the floor and catches Sagittarius]
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I’m tired of feeling like this.
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“If I love you I have to make you Conscious of the things that you don’t see.” - James Baldwin
Ferguson October
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Here is the first part. Sorry about the format. I will spend the weekend fixing it to make it easier to read. If you have character questionss, need clarification, or feel my reign of terror needs to stop, send me a message....
Here we go
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Clark Christian I'm crying lmao Like · Reply · 22 hrs
Omec Lokym Henry I know we aren't best friends but I like you and from what I know about you I think you are a good dude with a good heart. But I'm just curious in this case. How would you feel if you saw the same exact pic but instead of Kellyanne Conway and a group of black men it was Michelle Obama and a group of white men. Would you think it was at all racist and misogynistic as I'm sure some people see this ? Like · Reply · 22 hrs
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Henry Hutchinson Still would've lol'd Unlike · Reply · 12 · 22 hrs
Lance Manly If you were asking the question expecting a different response from him, then you don't know him well enough. Like · Reply · 7 · 21 hrs · Edited
Omec Lokym Lance Manly his response doesn't answer my question. And I have the pleasure knowing Henry a little bit but not much He's a good dude. However I could not know him at all and see his posts and read their content which is why I figured I'd ask the question i asked. Because the picture he posted is saturated with racial and misogynistic undertones. There's no denying that. Like · Reply · 21 hrs
Lance Manly And I'll say it again. If you know Henry Hutchinson, then there was no scenario where a brazzers joke would not be funny to him. Like · Reply · 8 · 21 hrs
Lynch Marshawn ^Basically Like · Reply · 21 hrs
Henry Hutchinson THey're right. Brazzers jokes are hilarious to me. Like · Reply · 6 · 21 hrs
Omec Lokym Lance Manly again you are missing my point but it's all good everyone have a blessed day. Like · Reply · 21 hrs
Lance Manly You were expecting an enlightened response from Henry Hutchinson of all people over a meme; to point out racial hypocrisy. I am telling you, it doesn't matter to him. Like · Reply · 3 · 21 hrs
Bo Murks That might actually be an movie on brazzers lmao Like · Reply · 2 · 20 hrs
Lance Manly Maybe they should do an Kellyann Conway and Michelle Obama brazzers movie, while Paul Ryan and Ben Carson join in! Like · Reply · 1 · 20 hrs
Omec Lokym Ok Lance Manly I wasn't asking you. No offense but your opinion means nothing to me in this case if It did I'd tag you and ask you. Can you understand that or are you going to comment and tell me I don't know Henry or insinuate I was trying to bait him into a racial debate? I was literally looking for a yes or no answer from him. Like · Reply · 20 hrs
Lance Manly ...sounds like you just revealed your intentions. And my words must be pretty important to you if you came back after telling everyone "peace". It doesn't matter what answer you want, I was warning you to not waste your breath, because he would have found it funny with Obama, Rosa Parks, Ghandi, Uncle Murder, and one of the apostles. Like · Reply · 1 · 20 hrs
Henry Hutchinson For the record: Both scenarios are racists and misogynistic, but they're funny as hell. Bo Murks You're probably right. This is probably a video on the hub.... Like · Reply · 6 · 20 hrs
Omec Lokym Lance Manly you don't know me well enough to make that assumption and yes I did respond after saying peace only because apparently I struck a nerve in YOU asking Henry what I did. I can feel your passive aggressiveness through my phone and I don't like it. I'm not pretending to know you. Don't pretend like you know me. Like · Reply · 20 hrs
Lance Manly No, that's your erection from the obvious hard on you have for me. If you still have it for more than two hours, go see your physician. Like · Reply · 3 · 20 hrs
Omec Lokym Oh we're gonna start with insults now? Only pussies are passive aggressive Manly. Speak on how you really feel. Like · Reply · 1 · 20 hrs
Lance Manly You're the one talking about feeling dudes up through your phone and what not. I don't judge. Like · Reply · 2 · 20 hrs
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Lance Manly Looks like we know why Kellyann was sitting like that
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Omec Lokym So let me get this straight. I ask Henry (who is his own man) a question which you feel the need to answer for him multiple Paules/explain his intentions and humor for him. Each Paule I replied I either said that didn't answer my yes or no question Like · Reply · 20 hrs
Omec Lokym Of course Manly. She wasn't gonna give out bjs. Monica's been out of the White House for quite some time now Like · Reply · 20 hrs
Bo Murks Obviously she was setting up the camera to film the gang bang Like · Reply · 8 · 20 hrs
Mike Mei Day Bo wins .... Like · Reply · 5 · 20 hrs
Lance Manly You are right, you are the one talking about feeling me and blowjobs, look, if you wanted nudes from me, just send me a PM. Don't need to beat around the bush.... Like · Reply · 4 · 20 hrs
Shauna Susan First person pov. SomePaules the girl holds the camera too. 😂😂
Ok continue. That was my two cents. Unlike · Reply · 3 · 19 hrs
Lance Manly Nudes sent. Like · Reply · 2 · 19 hrs
Bo Murks lol I was going to say that because someone took a picture of her taking a picture Like · Reply · 1 · 19 hrs
Lance Manly Check your inbox. Like · Reply · 1 · 19 hrs
Shauna Susan Well that escalated quickly Unlike · Reply · 3 · 19 hrs
Dirk DillingerI can't find the play button. Henry is there a link? Like · Reply · 3 · 19 hrs
Mike Mei Day why is Oral so upset? Like · Reply · 1 · 19 hrs
Lance Manly Don't worry, me and Ortata are gonna make a video together and he'll be happy again. Like · Reply · 4 · 19 hrs
Shauna Susan 😂😂😂 I laughed wayyyyy to hard at that Like · Reply · 2 · 19 hrs
Lance Manly It'll be POV, his fav. Like · Reply · 2 · 19 hrs
Bo Murks make sure it's on brazzers Like · Reply · 3 · 19 hrs
Lance Manly Of course, Duh! Like · Reply · 2 · 19 hrs
Lance Manly Okay, I'm done. I apologize for my behavior. Not really. Like · Reply · 2 · 19 hrs
Omec Lokym Facebook giving cowards balls since 2004. Enjoy your safe space Manly it's easy to talk shit over the internet not so easy face to face. You started with the insults first. Which weren't warranted. I didn't attack you personally. You are a douche bag Like · Reply · 19 hrs
Shauna Susan Actually you said you were gonna beat him up... sounds like an attack to me. But what do I know. I'm an innocent bystander Unlike · Reply · 6 · 19 hrs
Omec Lokym Did you see what led up to that or are you just going to disregard that ? Like · Reply · 19 hrs
Lance Manly What insults? I made an opinion on how my friend will respond and you are the one talking about finding me and beating me up like a pissed 12 year old over Call of Duty. I apologized because I didn't want you to go off yourself over a Facebook conversation with a stranger. Like · Reply · 2 · 19 hrs
Shauna Susan I saw him making jokes. Nothing insinuating violence. That was alllllllll you. Obviously no one is taking his sexual jokes seriously. But you went super serious with your comments. Like · Reply · 2 · 19 hrs
Shauna Susan Anywayyy.... I need to learn to keep my mouth shut.
In the end. This was a funny picture. Unlike · Reply · 4 · 19 hrs
Lance Manly Basically Like · Reply · 2 · 19 hrs
Omec Lokym Bullshit Manly you told me I had an erection for you because i responded multiple Paules to you (politely) and said I wasn't talking to you and can sense you being passive aggressive which you def were being why else would you feel the need to answer multiples Paules for Henry who's a grown man with a brain and the ability to respond on his own Like · Reply · 1 · 19 hrs
Shauna Susan I mean. I'd have an erection for him if I could. So no ones judging.
It was a joke my man. If you don't find it funny, then ignore it. Unlike · Reply · 7 · 19 hrs
Mike Mei Day 3:05Pm "What I'd like to do is meet you face to face and both sign on for a cage fight so I could knock the shit out of you or throw you in an arm bar" ..... that's where the trolling turned to a threat Like · Reply · 5 · 19 hrs
Shauna Susan ^ that Like · Reply · 2 · 19 hrs
Lance Manly ...and because you can "feel me through your phone". Your words. If you set it up, don't get mad if I knock the pins down. I think you need to relax, it was never that serious Like · Reply · 3 · 19 hrs
Omec Lokym No a threat would be if I said I was going to beat his ass not saying I wish we could meet face to face for s cage fight #alternativefacts Like · Reply · 19 hrs
Lance Manly Maybe, there is another reason you wanna be alone in a cage with me.... Like · Reply · 3 · 19 hrs
Mike Mei Day "so I could knock the shit out of you or throw you in an arm bar til you cry like an infant" .... #realfacts That's a threat. Like · Reply · 4 · 19 hrs
Lance Manly Nah, he was just being kinky ;) Like · Reply · 1 · 19 hrs
Lance Manly 50 Shades of Orchata Like · Reply · 2 · 19 hrs
Omec Lokym To have gay sex right? I mean why else Unlike · Reply · 1 · 19 hrs
Lance Manly See? Mystery solved! Like · Reply · 2 · 19 hrs
Omec Lokym Manlyy loves his safe space Like · Reply · 19 hrs
Lance Manly And you luv backshots Like · Reply · 4 · 19 hrs
Omec Lokym Giving them to you. Yes all day Like · Reply · 19 hrs
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Omec Lokym You are a special man Manly. Answering for / being passive aggressive on behalf of grown men. Taking shots at strangers. Gay jokes. Everyone in your life is privileged to know you. Like · Reply · 19 hrs
Lance Manly I only use what people give me to work with. Like · Reply · 2 · 19 hrs
Omec Lokym To be clear. I respect Henry. I may not know him like you do but He's s good guy in my book and I apologize to him that this unfolded the way it did. Like · Reply · 1 · 19 hrs
Omec Lokym I'm done here ✌️ we don't know each other Manly. Let's keep it that way. Live long and prosper Like · Reply · 1 · 19 hrs
Mike Mei Day if you really did know him.... you'd know he's enjoying the shit out of this and you wouldn't have to apologize Unlike · Reply · 7 · 19 hrs
Lance Manly I accept your apology. Unlike · Reply · 4 · 19 hrs
Omec Lokym Henry Hutchinson do we know each other. Have I not always shown you respect. Have we not chilled and talked over a beer or somthing? And I'm apologizing because it was unnecessary wether he's getting a laugh out of it or not Like · Reply · 1 · 19 hrs
Shauna Susan Don't drag Henry in this now. Unlike · Reply · 6 · 19 hrs
Omec Lokym No you are all saying I don't know him which is a joke. Who the fuck are all of you. What cause you don't know me he doesn't. Get a grip. Like · Reply · 19 hrs
Mike Mei Day ....... we his real friends......who know him/ Know him enough to know you just got trolled so hard....got violent unnecessarily. Unlike · Reply · 4 · 19 hrs
Lance Manly https://youtu.be/zPjUsu2-QMQ
You Mad Over 1,000,000 views! Wow! Incredible! Disclaimer - Credit… youtube.com
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Mike Mei Day ^^^^ hahahaha Like · Reply · 1 · 19 hrs
Shauna Susan I'm Shauna. I'm 25. My sign is cancer. And I like batman. That's who I am....See More Like · Reply · 4 · 19 hrs
Lance Manly LM, fadeaway, perfect! Cancer, Ortegas long lost lover, gives zero fucks Like · Reply · 4 · 19 hrs
Lance Manly Favorite movie Memento Like · Reply · 2 · 19 hrs
Lance Manly Start from the top James Quinn Shawn Corey Like · Reply · 1 · 19 hrs
Omec Lokym Favorite movie is the video of you being conceived Manly. Your mother taking it up the ass from a dog. Anal baby Like · Reply · 19 hrs
Mike Mei Day speaking of taking it up the ass ..... (Mike finds a photo of a man with a dildo that Omec liked in the past)
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Omec Lokym Prime example of the pussy world we live in. Ppl hide behind their keyboards and talk shit. You've got no balls and your pussy friends can suck my dick 2 Like · Reply · 19 hrs
Omec Lokym Yes I liked that photo Unlike · Reply · 1 · 19 hrs
Lance Manly Nah, she has knee replacement surgery, she would not be able to do that Like · Reply · 1 · 19 hrs
Lance Manly Let's talk about your mom... Like · Reply · 1 · 19 hrs
Omec Lokym Il unfollow this post now cause you guys are a bunch of punks with no heart talking shit over a computer Like · Reply · 19 hrs
Shauna Susan Pot meet kettle Like · Reply · 1 · 19 hrs · Edited
Lance Manly Darn, I didn't get a turn with the your mother comment :( Like · Reply · 2 · 19 hrs
Lance Manly He made the right choice. Like · Reply · 1 · 19 hrs
Omec Lokym Nah I'm good Manly you are a piece of shit. If you weren't this woulda ended hours ago when I respectfully said I wasn't speaking to you. I escalated it with what I said after the fact. But that doesn't change that you are a coward/keyboard warrior. You and all of Henry’s "real friends" can go eat a hunk of shit. I hope you watch the things you love fall to pieces Like · Reply · 19 hrs
Mike Mei Day thought you was leaving? Unlike · Reply · 4 · 19 hrs
Shawn Corey Guys...Just read. It's a real philosophical conversation. I promise. Unlike · Reply · 5 · 19 hrs
Lance Manly YOU CANT ESCAPE OUR LOVE ORCA!!! Like · Reply · 3 · 19 hrs
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Bo Murks I still don't think he understands he was trolled lol Unlike · Reply · 9 · 19 hrs
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James Quinn Oralta, just take the L. You really did talk yourself into it. Unlike · Reply · 6 · 19 hrs
James Quinn ...or keep going, my popcorn is ready. Unlike · Reply · 4 · 19 hrs
Omec Lokym No I do. And I didn't unfollow just yet. Like I said don't take your safe space for granted guys. It's easy to talk shit over a computer not so easy face to face because someone may become violent and bash your head in right or wrong that's reality. Like · Reply · 1 · 18 hrs
Shawn Corey Im ok. I like my chances. Unlike · Reply · 5 · 18 hrs
Lance Manly Glad you are back, maybe you can weigh in with your expertise. Am I allowed to say "that white woman?"
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Mike Mei Day and i'll say this... don't confuse keyboard folly with lack of bravado Like · Reply · 1 · 18 hrs · Edited
Lance Manly And I only accept a yes or no answer. Like · Reply · 1 · 18 hrs
Shawn Corey Also dude you're being a keyboard gangster as well with your threats and such. The hypocrisy is hilarious. Like · Reply · 6 · 18 hrs
Lance Manly leave Ortega salsa alone. We are having a lovers quarrel Like · Reply · 2 · 18 hrs
James Quinn It's also easy to over escalate a situation from joking and having a good Paule to being an angry, violent mess when you become the butt of a joke. Calm the fuck down and stop getting so easily butt hurt, snowflake. Like · Reply · 1 · 18 hrs
James Quinn The butthurt should be coming from Manly later on...if you play your cards right. Unlike · Reply · 4 · 18 hrs
Lance Manly Oh, he knows. It's TIME TO DUEL Like · Reply · 1 · 18 hrs
James Quinn He isn't wrong Mr. Cage match with an arm bar. Unlike · Reply · 2 · 18 hrs
James Quinn ...and I'm stealing 'keyboard gangster' Like · Reply · 3 · 18 hrs
Lance Manly Can't wait for our PPV Elimination Chamber lube match, sponsored by brazzers. Only 9.99 Like · Reply · 4 · 18 hrs
Henry Hutchinson I know everyone who is arguing over this. You all made valid points. Like · Reply · 11 · 18 hrs · Edited
Mike Mei Day I guess we done huh. Like · Reply · 1 · 18 hrs
James Quinn I still got popcorn... Unlike · Reply · 2 · 18 hrs
Lance Manly Winner by TKO? Like · Reply · 2 · 18 hrs
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James Quinn Poor snowflake. Unlike · Reply · 2 · 18 hrs
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Intro and Background Info
Let me introduce myself...again. My name is Lance Manly. No, it is not my name, although it is less silly than my actual name. I am a regular person, with a 9 to 5, single, minor social life. The reason why this is called “Oral takes an L”, the antagonist, who is called Omec, gets trolled “off a cliff”. And at no point, his name was correctly used. You will be surprised how many O-word derivatives were used by myself and others. Oreia, Osi, Ocho.... and at one point, it just morphed into Oral. So, if you read and see different names, now you know why.
Our friend, Henry Hutchinson, had a posting of Kellyanne Conway with a Brazzers logo in the background. If you do not know what brazzers is, you are lying. And in case if you aren’t lying, DO NOT GOOGLE BRAZZERS AT WORK. Back to the picture, it got a few likes from friends. However, Omec (aka Oral) decided to take what was a funny picture and use it to race bait my friend. Now, he did have a point, I can see racial undertones in the photo. He believed if Michelle Obama was portrayed, that we would have found it offensive, My comment did not refer to it, as the only thing I pointed out was our friend would have found it funny regardless. This started a back and forth exchange, a penis joke, more exchanges, and between the penis jokes and exchange, you can see his sanity slipping. I was not taking him seriously, since I didn’t know the guy. At all, My fault for thinking he could take a joke.
The next blog entry will start the first part of this heroic tale....
-Lance Manly
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Oh my GAWD, this is happening
On March 2, One of the greatest events in the history of social media occurred, The names have been changed to protect the innocent. Actually, we are sure the people involved have snapped and are becoming the world’s first supervillain, so it is probably better if we use aliases.
This blog will be used to explain what was “a harrowing, thrill-a-minute rollercoaster for everyone involved, complete with a gang initiation and essentially symbolic double homicide.” (That would make an awesome blurb)
Since the original facebook post was destroyed, and it was perfectly understandable considering it was reaching 800 comments, I have been getting messages from friends, family, and people I have never met before, asking if there was a way to see it. I recovered most of the original post, believing I may need it to alert the authorities.
And then, lightbulb.
“Why don’t I just make a blog and post what happened?”
The original post is way too long to post at once. I haven’t decided the format, but I may release it in “episodes” for lack of a better term. So, if I were you, I would keep checking back for new entries. If you have any advice on how I should do this story justice, I appreciate the feedback.
Oh, the cover photo? That was what the original post was about. Yep, it is not going to pretty, but you will be entertained.
-Lance Manly
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