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I ONCE SAW HER PUT A ‘ D ’ IN THE WORD ‘ ORANGE ’

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thank        goodness !

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starter call !!

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hi everyone ! i haven’t abandoned this blog, i promise, i’ve just been dealing with some minor chronic illness issues and haven’t had much energy for anything beyond ims. i’ll be back tomorrow hopefully ! love you all x

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samuelsaaron :

A SURPRISE ; IT’S NOT LIKE THEY NEVER TALK BUT HE CERTAINLY HAS NOT  EXPECTED KAREN TO SEEK HIM OUT. aaron swallows a sip of whatever is in his red solo cup and shrugs uncomfortably ( it’s only natural to be touchy when it comes to this subject, he reminds himself ),  ❛ yeah …. I guess you could say so. ❜ an anxious laugh slips past his lips, one that he can’t stop as he scratches the back of his neck.

if she normally lacks the ability to filter her thoughts, it’s even worse four shots into a party. his discomfort is misperceived as sheepish pride --- why would anyone think the topic of ultimately coming out on top and gaining back regina would be a touchy topic of conversation ? posture slumps back against the hallway wall --- booze and heels do not mix well when it comes to staying upright.

     ❛      i’m glad, though. you’re way nicer than shane.     ❜

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worldburnd :

💋╰     ❛    what’s   so   WEIRD    about  it,  karen  ?    ❜   eyes  were  DAGGERS  as  she  looked  over  at  the  blonde.    ❛   you  know  what ?   just  SHUT UP        let  me  do  your  eyebrows.    ❜

      ❛      okay !     ❜    a shrug.    ❛      i feel bad for cady though. she really likes aaron. but gretchen and i weren’t supposed to tell you that.      ❜

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mean girls: the musical ↳ you are real, and you are rare. i want to say i see you there. it’s me and you, not us and her! cause if we knew how strong we were, we’d say what we are: stars! say what you are, we’re stars! you’re all stars, so many stars tonight. you’re making diamonds dull, you are so beautiful. i see stars!

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RULES PAGE CREATED. 

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RULES PAGE CREATED. 

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*  JOHN  MULANEY ;  THE  COMEBACK  KID.

❛  we’ve all gone too big too fast and then run out of the room.  ❜ ❛  block letters and cursive look good together!  ❜ ❛  yeah, but the past is the past.  ❜ ❛  i mean we’re all violent here, but you’re very friendly.  ❜ ❛  i don’t give off that vibe.  ❜ ❛  you could pour soup in my lap and i’ll probably apologize to you.  ❜ ❛  i’m so open and vulnerable.  ❜ ❛  i love saying “my wife”, it sounds so adult.  ❜ ❛  marriage is gonna be very magical.  ❜ ❛  ooh, who’s that fella? i bet he did kill his wife.  ❜ ❛  how could another person kill someone?  ❜ ❛  i’m not gonna do it, but i totally get it.  ❜ ❛  it’s creepy to have an ex out there after things have ended badly.  ❜ ❛  anyone who’s seen my dick and met my parents has to die.  ❜ ❛  that’s not even a situation.  ❜ ❛  hey, you seen any loose milk?  ❜ ❛  i don’t know if you can tell that from the… everything about me.  ❜ ❛  … and a hush falls over the room.  ❜ ❛  isn’t it weird how that became a scandalous thing?  ❜ ❛  it was just some boring shit i had to do on weekends.  ❜ ❛  aw, she’s ugly!  ❜ ❛  wouldn’t you give like a million dollars to see that wedding video?  ❜ ❛  ‘cause you know how you lie to your parents?  ❜ ❛  what? huh? what? when? when?  ❜ ❛  let’s see, what problems can we solve?  ❜ ❛  that’s not how you talk.  ❜ ❛  let’s change it to trick ___.  ❜ ❛  it’s like having a baby that’s also a grandma.  ❜ ❛  oh, the things i have seen, you cocksucker.  ❜ ❛  ___  is my best friend in the world, i give her a million kisses a day.  ❜ ❛  you are no longer the alpha of the house.  ❜ ❛  look upon your sovereign,  ___,  and  tremble!  ❜ ❛  it’s haunted, but it has a lovely kitchen backsplash.  ❜ ❛  i love real estate agents. i mean, they are the true heroes.  ❜ ❛  it was like hanging out with my mom.  ❜ ❛  they always have that ‘fun mom’ energy.  ❜ ❛  so, there’s no toilets.  ❜ ❛  well yeah, that’s how all of life works.  ❜ ❛  this is an on - fire garbage can.  ❜ ❛  this is an on - fire garbage can. could be a nursery.  ❜ ❛  sometimes babies will point at me, and i don’t care for that shit at all.  ❜ ❛  you’re never too young to learn our national no - snitching policy.  ❜ ❛  fell deadly silent, is what they all did.  ❜ ❛  no one wants to applaud the penis of a 32 - year old weirdo.  ❜ ❛  i had no supervision when i was a kid.  ❜ ❛  i grew up before children were special.  ❜ ❛  i’m so horny and angry all the time.  ❜ ❛  and i have no outlet for it, so…  eggs.  ❜ ❛  i think emily dickinson’s a lesbian.  ❜ ❛  you can imagine the kind of stress that i’m under.  ❜ ❛  i’m telling you three weeks in advance.  ❜ ❛  that’s exactly what you won’t ask.  ❜ ❛  and then, he ordered one black coffee for himself, and kept driving.  ❜ ❛  in retrospect, that’s the funniest thing i’ve ever seen in my life.  ❜ ❛  what do you do to afford v-necks, ___?  ❜ ❛  ah, numbers. the letters of math.  ❜ ❛  no one look at me or i’ll kill myself.  ❜ ❛  thank you, no one will ever see me again!  ❜ ❛  who could she have been talking to?  ❜ ❛  i need you to believe me.  ❜ ❛  one feels like a duck when one is splashing around in all this wet!  ❜ ❛  i think about that every goddamn day.  ❜ ❛  that’s the wonderful thing about crazy people, you know?  ❜ ❛  eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.  ❜ ❛  a very upsetting thing to hear, yes?  ❜ ❛  if you eat ass and suck enough dick, one day you can sell drugs.  ❜ ❛  one black coffee. same motherfucker.  ❜ ❛  my feet were not on the ground.  ❜ ❛  he never forgets a bitch, ever.  ❜ ❛  then it is revealed that she has NO hand.  ❜ ❛  you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclaire.  ❜

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tumblr drinking game where i go through my followers list and drink for every blog title with the * WORD / WORD format

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WE  ALL  GET  A  BOX  AND  THAT’ S  WHERE  WE  GO!

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help me kate r/ockwell’s cover of i’m breaking down has Killed me

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I ONCE SAW HER PUT A ‘ D ’ IN THE WORD ‘ ORANGE ’

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why the fuck is there not a damian blog yet

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stcrmbreakr:

                ‘ you….you get LOST on the way to the water                        fountain? do you go to the f u r t h e s t one in                        the school?also wh   who told you i L O S T my                        phone? because i totally didn’t…. ‘

      ❛      no. it was down the hall. anyway, i just assume anyone who isn’t holding their phone either lost it or dropped it in the toilet.     ❜