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i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong
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I continue to run into people that are confused as to why Americans have screens on our windows and it’s really quite simple.
Bugs
Diseases carried by bugs
Other assorted wildlife such as dogs and teenagers
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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh
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My tumblr experience would be greatly improved by the inclusion of those little DeviantArt journal doohickeys where you can include what you’re watching, reading, eating etc. at the time of writing the post


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"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach
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whenever images arent loading on tumblr i go to gifcities dot org and type in a random word and i really love the experience
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it's hard having "puppy" be an automatic thing I coo because to a lot of the people I fuck likening them to the wrong animal is an offense on par with misgendering. you cannot call the mountain lion girl "puppy"
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Iranian lights his cigarette on a burning Israel flag. Seen in Tehran last night. (x)
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The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.
"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."
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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead
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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation
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