orangejuicekiddo

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You've heard of Ed, Edd and Eddy. Now get ready for...

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im sorry

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Poem @chucktaylorupset

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My wife's favorite sleep noise app is the kind that lets you mix different noises, one of which is a snoring shih tzu, and she loves to create soundscapes that imply the dog is in imminent danger

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i should really be posting more on here huh...

anyways! i made some patches for my new backpack, a few for my partner, and also a few to give away lol

they're all stenciled using various methods, and idk that anyone would care but if anyone's interested in any sort of tutorial i still have many more to make and i could document the process lol

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can we PLEASE have more shitty women characters?

i don't mean shittily written women characters, i mean women characters who are just shitty people! just complete fleabags! terrible awful miserable pathetic wet mangy women. who engage in shenanigans and make selfish decisions and whose actions are unreasonably excused by the narrative. this is EQUALITY! this is LONG OVERDUE. give me fictional women who SUCK!!!

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nothing is more important than discovering los campesinos at 12 years old

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Witch protecting a man by shooting a twig through his foot, De Lamiis et Pythonicis Mulieribus, 1489

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los campesinos fans will be crying on the floor to some beautiful religious imagery about devotion and relationships then immediately get hit with a bar about a shit handjob in the back of a pub. and then you find out the whole song was about football or something

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i've been inspired

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Ways not to sew, or, Learning to use a sewing machine by process of elimination

(Do feel free to add on)

run out of top thread

run out of bobbin thread

forget to install a bobbin

bobbin tension way too low

top thread tension way too high

break a needle

don't lower the foot

machine not plugged in

unexpectedly in reverse

lubricated everywhere the instructions said, now there's lube dripping down the needle

break a needle

sew your own shirtsleeve to the project

pull the fabric through too much

pull the fabric through too little

forget to install a foot

driveband eroding the power cord

where the fuck did that screw go

where the fuck did that screwdriver go

bobbin wrong way round

fabric not under the needle

fabric layers not under the before

fabric wrong way round (up/down)

fabric wrong way round (left/right)

fabric wrong way round (front/back)

why would I need a zipper foot for the piping and zipper [...] why is the piping and zipper so far away from the seam

why would I need a walking foot for these thick fragile layers which always want to stretch out of alignment

sewing over a pin

sewing over a clip

sewing over your finger (I HAVEN'T DONE THIS ONE YET)

wow it's awkward pushing all this fabric under the arm of the machine, if only I had sewn this with all the bulk free in the huge empty space to the left instead

cat likes the heat of the machine light

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i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

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ignoring that i scarcely exist here, i drew my most recent little idiot and i hope you all enjoy her as much as i do

i love my stupid ocs

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being so staunchly anti generative ai while everyone around you is "i used chatgpt" and "i asked grok" and google search is useless and every company is implementing ai and every single celeb is taking ai money and partnering with ai is like... it's so jarring. why can't you see the harm like i can? why are you so lazy? why are we making society this stupid? can we please stop? it's killing people does that not matter to you?

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baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three