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hey, uh, quick q, what in the world is LOWER SCHOOL?

there was a brief period of time in lower school when I thought ducks, geese, and swans were essentially different evolutionary forms of the same pokemon

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So, once, when I was five or so, I was in the beavers (sorta like junior boy scouts), and we had a big indoor sleepover with tents in a small hall or something. and they gave us glowsticks. And five year old me didnt know that you DONT CHEW GLOWSTICKS! So i went to sleep, idly chewing on my glowstick (a nice, flouerescent red), and woke up in the middle of the night bc idk why, and woke up my mom. Half Asleep. with red glowing stuff falling and dripping out of my mouth. Like a radioactive zombie.

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the ONE thing that i CANNOT stand in harry potter, be that Fanfiction or the actual books, is Hedwig dying. shes just an INNOCENT OWL DONT KILL HER PEOPLE PLEASE

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He did it because he’s Gaud and Gaud does what he wants

I have a commissions page!

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and NO i DONT know why i havent done that yet

my best guess is i got caught up training red (my delphox), cause after Red, my next highest lvl is 57

im revisiting Pokemon X and i missed ONE KID on Route 4 and hes like “YOu think u can take me? I’ll show you!” with his lvl 10 caterpie and then theres me. with my lvl 80-something Delphox. WHY he thinks he could POSSIBLY win is beyond me, but thats pokemon for ya

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ALSO! “Everyone keeps challenging me to battles” BISH I JUST WANNA FIGHT THE POKEMON LEAGUE

im revisiting Pokemon X and i missed ONE KID on Route 4 and hes like “YOu think u can take me? I’ll show you!” with his lvl 10 caterpie and then theres me. with my lvl 80-something Delphox. WHY he thinks he could POSSIBLY win is beyond me, but thats pokemon for ya

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im revisiting Pokemon X and i missed ONE KID on Route 4 and hes like “YOu think u can take me? I’ll show you!” with his lvl 10 caterpie and then theres me. with my lvl 80-something Delphox. WHY he thinks he could POSSIBLY win is beyond me, but thats pokemon for ya

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this is me but if the second side that you mentioned didnt take naps from 9:30 to 3:30

continually torn between my desire to be a destructive melodramatic loudmouth, and my stronger, more deeply-programmed desire not to embarrass myself or inconvenience others

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Can i come with? or at least my dog?

someone stash me in an offshore account that sounds so cozy

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.......Macaronis?

which taste better, macaroons or macarons? 

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At least they didnt just change it back, they just re worded a couple things and added a few words here and there

Ok this wikipedia article is pissing me off so much 

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Just finished the (In my opinion, underwhelmingly short) Prolouge for my new book on wattpad

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So anybody wanna guess what my mom did today?

I’ll give you a hint. It involves my less-than-a-FREAKING-MONTH-OLD laptop, its headphone port not working, like only very garbled left ear noises, and my STUPID mom.

SHE  BUSTED MY NEW LAPTOP CAUSE SHE WANTED A BIGGER SCREEN FOR HER ZOOM CALLS WITH HER FRIEND, NOT EVEN WORK?!?!?? WHY? yOU HAVE A $2000 DOLLAR PHONNE THAT U COMPLAIN ABT THE PRICE ABT ALL THE TIME

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Nonono, the TANK is the boss, and the dude is my underleveled butt about to get beaten into the next dimension

RPG games be like:

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*Pounding on the glass* LETTTTT MEEEEE OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

white baby naming culture but instead of the same boring name spelled 20 different ways, they start repurposing the names of every day objects

consider: a kindergartner named Silica Gel  

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WHY

WHY IS EVERY HARRY POTTER FIC I READ ITS EITHER HIS PARENTS SURVIVE OR HE HAS A GOOD CHILDHOOD? WHY IS IT NEVER BOTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Richard (Dick) Roman, Preparing to eat dinner (Presumably dinner, could be lunch tho)

My son asked, “How do you get Dick from Richard?”

I said, “Well, you gotta go to dinner first.”