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gonna start covertly slipping people plastic spoons just to see what they do about it
#Like. I’m gonna use my sleeve to slip it in their hand while we’re standing side by side#Subtly make a shushing motion#Shake my head ever so slightly#and walk away#And most of all#silently and vehemently refuse to take it back#And I mean#they try to give it back and I make it look like THEY are the one trying to give me a plastic spoon#“I don’t want your spoons man I don’t know why you’re giving this to me :(“#and people wonder why I feel like I’d be a spiral avatar#I did this with mustard packets when someone would catch me stealing coffee stirs (so I could link ghem together and use them to make#weird things to like tap my friends on the shoulders with and then pretend I didn’t)#I would slip them some “hush mustard” and a quick upward nod
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Hellyeah love gravity falls to bits and pieces
i just need to make sure since it is my duty that all of my friends watch my lore cartoon and therefore all of my moots must as well. @teatyryn @prettyboysteve11 @frostbittenfallacies @merrymeritocrat @orangeswithsquirrelfaces @skunk-on-pawz @p1nkpawsnbones @poisonlaboratory @nok-joke @evil-gang-system you all have seen gravity falls right
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don’t be afraid, this is a normal animal ! the aurplane is gentle and eats right out of your hand🛩️
oh really so if I were to just stick my hand out,,,,,
wonderous little thing it is,,,,
I heard some of them hunt in packs,,
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I admire your whimsy, moot, I share it :>>>
how many
how many of them,,
hme wany bones
how many of them do you hav e,,,,,,,,
probably around 832 but i cant really remember. @windowtoluxus do you remember how many bones i have
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indeed,,,, i am like a bean bag in that regard,,, Kidney beans,,,,
how many,,,,,
e,, how,, bones they have,,
how many bones,,, in your skeleton
there is a ske leton in all of us.,,,,
how,,, many skeltons in,, im your bones :)
Negative eleventeen
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omg not a gender m*llionare yeah that would break anyone omg and I’ll have it in a nice bowl of water :333
i’m going to Harvest your gender
Which one? The one my parents picked or the one I chose?? You can’t have either of them, actually. I may be inclined to share a slice if you ask very politely and give me eight (8) moon-soaked offerings under a lunar eclipse atop a cliff overlooking the sea and you also must have five human teeth and six ribs too and they have to be bathed in the blood of my enemies.
Then you can have just a bit of my gender.
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hehehehehe i assumed dwdwdw hehehe you’re great btw
how many
how many of them,,
hme wany bones
how many of them do you hav e,,,,,,,,
probably around 832 but i cant really remember. @windowtoluxus do you remember how many bones i have
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mmm,,, the correct number,, i have no bones :) only kidneys :) many of them :) all i am inside is kidneys :)
how many,,,,,
e,, how,, bones they have,,
how many bones,,, in your skeleton
there is a ske leton in all of us.,,,,
how,,, many skeltons in,, im your bones :)
Negative eleventeen
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i have a binder full of gender slices im going for the world record
i will hav e your offerings by 12:30 pm next Monday, i was planning on jumping the tooth fairy at some point in the near future anyhoo to settle an unrelated score
and does a cliff bar work? like the little food one ps on a windowsill? :<<<<<
i’m going to Harvest your gender
Which one? The one my parents picked or the one I chose?? You can’t have either of them, actually. I may be inclined to share a slice if you ask very politely and give me eight (8) moon-soaked offerings under a lunar eclipse atop a cliff overlooking the sea and you also must have five human teeth and six ribs too and they have to be bathed in the blood of my enemies.
Then you can have just a bit of my gender.
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:00000000000 :o :0 :O :0 :o THIS IS SUCH A CREATIVE PORTRAIT, I AM A SUCKER FOR TEXT BACKGROUNDS LIKE THESE AND AND AND THE ARROW EEEE AND THE LIL ARROW TIE I LOVE THIS?.. :00
Is it perfect? No. Is it my first thought out design plans for The Narrator? Yeah. I like it. It’s fun
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Did a draw of a mr narrator
oooooooooooo?? I am Intrigued, i simply must know more :00
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hehemenehehee i forced 6 of my irls to memorize the number of bones in the human body very subtly over the course of 3 months,,,, :) /lh
how many
how many of them,,
hme wany bones
how many of them do you hav e,,,,,,,,
probably around 832 but i cant really remember. @windowtoluxus do you remember how many bones i have
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YES YES WE ARE BRING YOUR SKELETON DONT FORGET YOUR SKELETON I FORGOT MY SKELETON ONE TIME AND HATED BEING A GELATINOUS BLOB
mo ot
how many,,, of them
how many bones do you have
do you know,,,, a bone is waht,,
there are bones inside called skeleton, , ,
skleton,,
you will never find me :,,,,,,,)
BONES? DID I HEAR BONES? ARE WE GOING TO GOTO SKELETON APPRECIATION DAY IN VESTLAL NEW YO RK E AND MEET THE REAL WILL WOOD
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🛩️🛩️🛩️🛩️🛩️🛩️🛩️🛩️
ough there are so many of them,,,,
im terrified,,,, i dont think ive ever seen an airplane before
what is a sheet metal? sheet mental? shetal? slell meal.
how ,any of theam
i must
there is a Calling
#squirrel’s ramblings#Mmm sheet metal#I think i saw that one on a wildlife documentary#Very fun#it was so metal#sheet metal#mmmmm
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once again, I have been stricken with a deep and visceral need to terrorize people. I will be descending upon the masses of tumblr for this reason, be prepared /lh
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i'm also looking forward to your girlfriend's bottom surgery
#hELP#i shouldn’t be laughing at this as much as I can but that last tag killed me#it’s going in my vernacular
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how many did you find,,,,, were there,,,,,,, wwere there planes in there,,,,,, /silly
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