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Imagine that Person A and B are romantic and sexual partners. However, Person A is both super gassy and has a fart fetish. Person B loves A, but doesn’t share that fetish. Fortunately, they’re both secure enough in their relationship to open things up to including Person C: a mutual friend of theirs who is attracted to A (C can also be into B; totally up to you) and also has a raging gas fetish.
After lots of research and communication, things end up going really well for the trio. A still is there for B to love and satisfy them, but when they need a fart-sex fix, C is at the ready to be that outlet. B trusts A’s love for them (and C as a good friend/partner) to never feel jealous, so everyone’s having a great time.
Funnily enough, though, B and C quickly realize that A acts a little… differently in bed when fart sex is on the table. During normal sex, A is assertive and naturally takes charge. During fart sex, A gets dommy. Really dommy. C is treated like a fart cushion, and A is the person who pushes that cushion to its limit with just how much gas can be pumped into it. A preps for fart sex like they don’t care if C will have a working nose by the time morning comes, and sits on C’s face like the only air they need to breath is whatever A blasts into their lungs. Sometimes ropes come out, and it’s so that C won’t be able to leave until A’s ass is done. They have safe words, but it’s hard to tell if C would even be able to say them with how much their mouth is occupied.
For the record, C is absolutely fine with this, consents to everything, and has an amazing time during sex. But B is legitimately impressed with this side of A they never knew, and just how hardy C is at taking them.
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Love it!
Imagine A and B in their apartment together. A is known for being gassy and B has always wanted to match their gas. They just got done finished eating a big bowl of chili for lunch and are now sitting in the living room watching TV. A gets up to the kitchen to grab something to drink for the two of them and rips a big fart. B laughs and after they get up to help A with the drinks, rips a fart of their own. This starts a series of A and B ripping fart after fart. B starts getting competitive and gets up to eat more chili, A also hungry starts to eat some more too. Now re-fueled A and B really start making the paint peel with their farts. It feels like hours have gone by without either of the two running out of gas. B is glad that they've kept up with A, and A is glad that B is having fun.
BONUS:
The smell in the apartment has gotten really bad but neither A or B have noticed. Until C comes out of their room for the first time in hours and shrieks in horror at the smell thats been created. A and B crack up laughing at C's response, continuing to let out farts of all sizes until the night ends.
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I love this idea, like just in general it’s so good. It’s even better I think when you can have both sides really going all in on the idea, like there’s just so much to love about a pairing that embraces all of what they love about each other, even if it’s room-shaking gigaton farts and stuff.
I love the idea of somebody being proud of the way their partner can FART. This doesn’t even have to relate to a fetish. This person’s admiration of the utter size and/or length of their significant other’s flatulence is so sincere that they don’t even need to be horny about it (although being horny about it is always appreciated).
Just love the idea of this person standing outside a public restroom while utter explosions of gas echo from within. As a small crowd forms to listen in horror as the onslaught of farts just continues, this person turns to one shocked bystander and says, with a smile, “That one’s all mine."
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Now there’s a classy line!
"I could tell you fart a lot when I saw how big your ass was" < real thing my gf said to me
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Heh, nice
me, taking shower while sitting in walk-in tub:
me, feeling familiar pressure n gurgling in my tummy n leaning forward expecting a little poot:
me, suddenly ripping the LOUDEST WETTEST BUBBLIEST MOST PORCELAIN-CRACKING FART KNOWN TO MANKIND THAT SENDS WATER DROPLETS FLYING EVERYWHERE BEHIND ME: 😳
me: .
me, suddenly horny: sniff
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"girls with fat bellies and foghorn farts are god's gift to us all" that's LITERALLY my roommate and you're SO right fgljkdfgjfljh.
ummm she kept having occasional gas attacks for a while. her friends say things like "always gassy" about her but she was seriously ALWAYS GASSY. and like, whenever she would normally be that gassy, it would be replaced with a hurricane. there were a COUPLE more hulu nights like my last ask.
at one point we were traveling for the holidays and we had to do a super late night drive and she started letting out little puffs in the car and omg it was hot at first but she just. wouldn't stop farting sdfgklhdfgkjhdf. she hotboxed the car completely and it was BONE CHILLING COLD outside so we couldn't crack the windows. and i still tried a few times! that's how bad it was! but it lingered so heavily it basically did nothing. we ate a bunch of fast food that day and that was just when the aftermath happened 🤢🤢🤢 she apologized so much but they just kept getting bigger and louder
on an unrelated evening during a board game night i was trying to say something to her and she randomly kept fucking INTERRUPTING me by FARTING fgkjhfkjhgf SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW HOT SHE IS!!! and i kept losing my train of thought which she found hilarious but it made me blush and she didn't even know i was losing my train of thought because she was accidentally domming me in the middle of game nightttt
but anyway we finally figured out that what was causing her gas was EGGNOG...... especially SPIKED eggnog... and if you're thinking we were so dumb then i don't blame you because that's EXACTLY how WE'VE felt because it's SO OBVIOUS kdjhfgkdjfghkdfghjkdfg
it's absolutely a miracle you manage to keep even a slightly normal facade around someone like that being your ROOMMATE because oh my goddddd 🥵 I would not handle it. just constantly letting out loud stinky farts? interrupting you??? I suppose the stink might temper the horniness a little but omggggg 😳 she sounds wonderful, I hope she gets everything she wants in life 😵💫
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Imagine A and B have been dating for some time, and A is back from a long day at work to wind down with their signature: a long, hot shower.
The moment they step in and feel the hot water on their body, they let out a long, low sigh of relief... and a long, LOUD fart as well. The shower stall is instantly turned into a hotbox from that one fart, and A has many, many more. Every fart that A lets rip only makes the shower steamier, more putrid, and more relaxing, and before long, they're blissfully letting all their pent-up gas flow as readily as the water, lazily sniffing the air and toying with their ass.
B just rolls their eyes. They can hear A farting up a storm loud and clear over the water, and given what they ate for breakfast, they can tell it must be BAD in there. It'd honestly be weirder if they didn't hear farts coming from the shower, since A has always been like this. "Hey, A!" they call, "Don't forget I need to wash up after you~!"
"Sh-shut up, B!" A snaps back. "I wasn't gonna let you go first after the last time!"
BONUS:
B loves A's farts as much as A does, and as soon as they hear A's ass trumpeting bubbling away in their shower, they take that as an invitation to come and join in. B hastily undresses, hops in the shower with A, and they both cuddle and make out under the running water while A unabashedly continues to turn the air denser and denser with their gas. Even B starts farting too, not realizing in their reverie that they had gas until it slipped out.
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Heh, nice 😎
horny posting
She's laying on her stomach, hoping any pressure against her bloated belly will expell some gas. She's wincing in pain, squirming all around in her tight black underwear. Her cheeks are half visible, only covered by an oversized t-shirt. She presses her belly into the mattress and feels some movement. She relaxes and lets the gas move through her. She groans as her stomach does the same. Before she can even try to stop it, her ass is releasing the loudest, bassiest, cheek flapping fart she's ever had the pleasure of releasing. She moans in relief as her head falls into the pillow.
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Honestly, any time I see black diapers, I’m like, “…wait they make those?” I get why some folks might not be that big on them, but like…they DO look good


Black diapers are severely underrated 🖤


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Ooooh, nice~
Mona's too enthralled in her game that she'd rather just sit and play, pushing her already super wet and soggy diaper to it's limit rather than just go ask Mommy for a change.
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I love this whole description 🤤 Really captures that sharty goodness 👍
sharting.. the beautiful feeling of putting your faith in the wrong fart and being taken off guard by the gooey warm splatter that squirts out.
moaning out loud as that evasive pressure eases on your tummy and you know you should get up and go to the bathroom. but you’re too lazy to get up now, and the hot smush leaking between your cheeks and into fabric doesn’t feel all that bad. besides, it’s probably left a streak anyway. considering, for just one moment, before the tension comes back in full force and you think fuck it, and you pucker your hole up and push, groaning in euphoric release as the gush of sludge you’ve been packing shoots out, half liquid mass filling your briefs or panties and running hot down your legs, soaking into polyester, onto the surface, the floor.
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Well now that just sounds like a good time 😤
Goooood the past two days I’ve been off I’ve been just utterly ripping ass over and over all day, I’m gassing myself out 😵💫
I bought some lactose free milk to see if that would stop my tummy from bubbling but it certainly didn’t matter with the mac and cheese I had yesterday causing me to have constant but low noise farts.
Today I made chorizo and vegetables and it’s been much the same of constant gas, but the power of each one is huge… It’s been brap after brap, shaking my entire backside for nearly four hours now.
Even just typing this out I’ve farted five times 🤭
I love getting gassy like this, I never want it to stop 🩵
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sharting.. the beautiful feeling of putting your faith in the wrong fart and being taken off guard by the gooey warm splatter that squirts out.
moaning out loud as that evasive pressure eases on your tummy and you know you should get up and go to the bathroom. but you’re too lazy to get up now, and the hot smush leaking between your cheeks and into fabric doesn’t feel all that bad. besides, it’s probably left a streak anyway. considering, for just one moment, before the tension comes back in full force and you think fuck it, and you pucker your hole up and push, groaning in euphoric release as the gush of sludge you’ve been packing shoots out, half liquid mass filling your briefs or panties and running hot down your legs, soaking into polyester, onto the surface, the floor.
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Really like the use of “spontaneous expressions of my displeasure”
Oh yeah, I got this one perfect
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best 2 out of 3, loser gets sat on 😈

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aaah!
so, i’m at work and it’s super slow. my coworker and i drag a couple of metal stools behind the counter so we can have girl rot time on the clock.
obviously, my ass needs to start talking the second i sit down. i’ve been ripping low volume, droning, cheek-vibrating, walking farts all morning. she hadn’t heard, though. sitting on a metal surface just amplified it, I guess.
holy fuck, it was so loud, long, and powerful. it was around 4 seconds and sounded suspiciously like one of our blenders lmao. i could’ve sworn it rattled the stool a little. it stank too, but we were sitting pretty far away from each other. i started wafting it away before it even finished.
the second it ended, she said, with full sincerity, “oh my god! you tooted! whew, that sounded like it felt good! you’re so cute!” my heart immediately dropped into the toasty seat of my pants.
something about her calling my never ending, stool-warming, blast of a fart a “toot” was so endearing. she told me she’d been holding one in, too, and leaned over to rip an actual toot. we let loose around each other freely now and it’s amazing.
just girly things ✨ - 🫧
i cannot tell you how many times i have read this 🫧 anon omggg 😵💫😵💫😵💫 i mean firstly the fact that you were so gassy at work, and the way you describe the farts you had?? low volume and droning and cheek vibrating?????? i n e e d t h e m heLLO-
and then the way the stool amplified the fart once you sat down???? also need heheheshfhjdhjs and her REACTION don't even get me started 😍 the praise and affection and ripping her own fart back????? 🥵 🫧anon this is literally what dreams are made of omg
something about this is driving me insane rn, like just two girls being girls and me (a fart degenerate) being so down bad over it HAHAHASGHJSHJDF thank you for sharing i will think about this for the rest of uhm forever
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