orb-expert
orb-expert
#1 Orb Connoisseur in the Midwest
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orb-expert · 7 hours ago
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orb-expert · 7 hours ago
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the eyes of someone who just vomited carry a vulnerable acceptance to grief only known in portraits of saints
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orb-expert · 7 hours ago
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dump your stupid boyfriend get your ass online and scroll past my post
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orb-expert · 9 hours ago
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i have three
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orb-expert · 9 hours ago
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im not a reply guy ima Reblog Hog #PowerfulHog #HogPower #HogAspirations
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orb-expert · 9 hours ago
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Where my venlafaxine bitches at‼️ My brain zap buddies‼️ How did we get talked into taking a medication with “electric shocking sensation” listed in the side effects😩😩 I tried perishing and my doc said “we’ve tried most of the ssri’s,,, I’m gonna put you on what I call an ‘old school’ antidepressant” like ok thank you👍👍 I hate it
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orb-expert · 18 hours ago
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Was going to get to work early today so I could leave earlier BUT my body has other plans and now I am just calling off bc my head HURTS and I feel YUCKY
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orb-expert · 1 day ago
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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orb-expert · 1 day ago
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I hate those videos where ppl who died were organ donors and it’s the family meeting the person who got the donation. Shit tears me up. Man my eyes are wet now. Got me thinking ab how someone can see now bc the only thing viable for donation from my grandpa when he passed were his eyes. Everything else in his body? WRECKED. Bro had good eyes tho. 59 and only needed reading glasses. So when he passed his corneas(????) were donated, and my gma got a letter saying they were donated to one or two different people, and now they can see. This has turned into an I-Miss-my-grandpa post. I’m gonna try to stop crying and go back to work now ok byeeeee
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orb-expert · 2 days ago
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orb-expert · 2 days ago
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Every building or piece of furniture i repost should be assumed to be part of my wizard's tower. Yes, they are all connected in a mish-mash of architectural styles. Elaborate edification in easier when you can do magic.
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orb-expert · 2 days ago
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orb-expert · 3 days ago
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demonic birds are attacking & all our heroes are like cartographers and chefs instead of death knights or pyromancers we are fucked
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orb-expert · 3 days ago
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The frogs and toads are telling me of your misdeeds. Best be aware I know of them.
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orb-expert · 3 days ago
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I should be ashamed of myself. And I am!
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orb-expert · 4 days ago
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Revolutionary moment this year guys. My dad actually personally texted me happy birthday. Normally he just lets my mom’s bday message speak for the both of them. What prompted you to send this message sir? Was it the guilt? Your own personal anxiety over aging? Or perhaps someone at work mentioned it and you thought it would look bad if you didn’t text your child happy birthday. Whatever the case, good job you successfully did a dad act.
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orb-expert · 5 days ago
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LMFAO is nuts to me like imagine having that kind of relationship with your uncle. imagine party rocking in the house with your uncle
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