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adults fx. destined to be a 22 episode per season tv show, cursed to have 8 episodes stuck in streaming purgatory

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obsessed with paul baker always being called paul baker bc sometimes u rlly do meet a mf that u gotta full name

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ADULTS (2025-) S01E08―The Mail

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not-so-friendly (actually, an aggressive) reminder that a bisexual person dating someone of the opposite gender does NOT make them any less bisexual or valid! i am absolutely sick and tired of biphobia being trendy or bisexuals being called queerbaiters just because they aren’t dating who you want them to date! bisexuals are bisexuals, end of story. respect bisexuals or shut the fuck up, those are the only options. i will not be taking questions.

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I actually do feel like the "unemployed friend on a Tuesday" meme actually helps de-stigmatize unemployment because it frequently affirms that when you don't have a job you're more likely to be getting up to some weird shit rather than just lazing around. But I also feel like the unemployed friend is frequently up to some random shit because there's a whole pile of miscellaneous life tasks that full-time employment keeps people from. The unemployed friend is helping their cousin move, or babysitting, or checking in with a neighbor with mobility issues. The unemployed friend is a walking thesis on the inflexibility of our current labor landscape and just how much work exists outside of work.

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we genuinely don't talk enough about the implications of buck putting a pride flag in his bio every pride month for years before realizing he's bi cause in that case just how many people thought he was already queer and out this entire time??? even assuming the people closest to him had heard him call himself straight (eddie, maddie, hen, bobby, chimney) it's almost a 100% certainty that other characters like ravi, may, josh, MARJAN, eddie's sisters had absolutely no idea. ravi assuming buddie have had a thing since he joined the station. josh assuming maddie really was trying to set him up with buck that one time. marjan only seeing buddie's instagram pages with each other plastered across them and buck's little pride posts and thinking they're full on married. all of these have been fun little fanon tidbits that we use in fics but now they're not only plausible in canon because of this one little detail, they're almost the only logical canon choice

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slightly blurry pics from my djo show last night :D

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i saw djo tonight and my life is forever changed

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Watching the Stranger Things 5 trailer and remembering this show isn’t actually about Steve and Eddie and Robin being queer in the 80s

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Being chronically ill in your 20s is stupid you have to see your peers like “started a family🥰” “got married😍” “bought a house😇” “scored a promotion😋” meanwhile you’re fighting for your life to take a shower

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having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

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and i know people mean well when they give employment advice but god damn some of them its like "did you try submitting your resume to a place that is hiring" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no kidding. shit. ive just been printing them out and eating them. yeah thanks i'll try that

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the bond between a girl and her room is stronger than the gravitational force of the earth

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tv writers really have done such damage to my reading comprehension bc I’ll be like “all the subtext and foreshadowing and obvious clues point to THIS” and then the writers will be like “ha ha I’m doing something completely different and also very stupid” Tim Minear don’t you know there is a reading crisis in this country

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one of the most fucked up aspects of being an adult is really how life-goes-on everything is. like you can be dealing with the most fucked up trauma-drama-grief and still have to sleep and eat food to survive and like. poop. pooping while you're really sad shouldn't be a thing but it is. we don't have a say in the matter. life goes on

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at this point i wish i could obliterate harry potter from cultural consciousness i hate hearing positive and even neutral references to it. find a new thing