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Todays the dayyyyy, at 4pm MST my store opens

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he forgot you can’t walk them like dogs :(

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The JoJo's and whether I think they're flat earthers

Jonathan - Knows the Earth is round but respects the 'opinion' of flat earthers

Joseph - Knows the Earth is round but acts like a flat earther to piss people (specifically Caesar) off. Also an avid maker of "The Earth may be flat but this ass isn't" jokes

Jotaro - Has a mental breakdown at the idea of people thinking the Earth is flat. Polnareff once made a joke about it and Jotaro threatened to kick him out of the group and leave him in a hotel with shitty toilets.

Josuke - Knows the Earth is round but every now and again falls for flat earth conspiracies. Also once started an argument with Rohan by saying the Earth is flat for the sole purpose of making his life miserable.

Giorno - Knows the Earth is round and isn't willing to even joke about it with Fugo around

Jolene - Knows the Earth is round but also jokes about the Florida school system teaching all the kids the Earth is flat. Also once said the Earth was flat for the sole purpose of pissing Jotaro off.

Johnny - Was a flat earther. Didn't even question it until he mentioned it to Gyro and he sat him down for a full 2 hours explaining that the Earth was round and why (Johnny still doesn't fully get it)

Gappy/Jos8ke - Flat Earther (self explanatory)

Jodio - Knows the Earth is round but will take the opposing side in whatever Twitter argument he decides to join in on.

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testing new brushes with a jodio illustration

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Up to no good

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im bwuh? im wuh? im uhhh im ummm and im who give a shit

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BEST QUEER MEDIA TOURNAMENT FINAL ROUND!!!!!

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One time I was explaining to my dad how unfair it is that every big city has at least a couple gay bars but there are only like 20ish lesbian bars left in the country and he responded with "That's cause gay men have a good party culture. Lesbians don't have time to party, they're too busy debating the sociological implications of things and studying for postgrad degrees" and as much as I wanted to tell him he was out of line for that, as a lesbian who spends all her free time on Tumblr debating sociological implications and messaging other lesbians in discord servers where everyone has a PhD or masters for some reason I felt like I might not be the best person to make that argument

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PLEASE STOP PUTTING THIS POST ON MY DASH IM BEGGING YOU PLEASE

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In Florida and thinking of her…

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one Dragona, two Dragonas

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I love Jojolands so much

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Im gonna shuffle my giant playlist of every song i like and if the very first one that plays isnt exactly what i want to hear right this second im gna lose it

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i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military