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can I come over and dodge roll into all your breakable furniture

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dj run that track again before I take my own life

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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Every Toby Fox kris drawing that I am aware of. If I missed any please please tell me

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the natural human lifespan is actually less than 2 days, but many have taken to artificially extending their lives via substances such as food/water

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reblogging a post that says “do it scared” vs actually doing it scared

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biggest L i've had to take from morning people is that the hours between 5 - 9 am really do have 7x as much time in them than the ones between 9 pm - 1 am and you can get your whole day's worth of shit done by noon

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SLOPPERS; WHERE ARE THEY NOW?

baby pygmy falcon has grown into a penny!!! watch her wealth multiply!!!!

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this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont

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fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)

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I'm gonna make evil things happen in your dreams tonight so look forward to that

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are you ever like damnnnnnn why cant it be easier

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DONATE TO THE SAMEER PROJECT 🕊️

Mosab Emad Ali, part of the heart of the Sameer Project, was also martyred recently. The organizers could use all the support they can get right now.

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gotta appreciate his honesty

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My 1000 skinny white guy friends with medium length curly hair and big round glasses told me they are all going to start acting like ralsei from deltarune over text messages as a strategy for getting more heterosexual sex so be on the lookout for that