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Thank u 1830s whaler for the new phrase to work into my lexicon.
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FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗
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it’s actually one of my biggest wishes that prices go down and everything becomes reasonably affordable again btw
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I love the sex and magic pride flag. Pink and turquoise and sex and magic are so important to me. I've always argued that we need to put sex and magic back in the pride flag. Then I thought, why stop there?

This is the Sex and Magic Flag, reblog if you like sex and magic
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Stop for a while. do not cross . My name is Amna from Gaza. We lost everything, home, dreams, and everything that gives life. My children are living in bad conditions. I ask you to help me for the sake of my children, for the sake of humanity. Those who cannot donate can share the post and link
@occupationsurfer @northgazaupdates @nabulsi @elierlick @evelyn-art-05 @soon-palestine @fairuzfan @bibyebae @riding-with-the-wild-hunt

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Being depressed in today’s world is doubly hard because your brain is right. We are screwed.
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nothing a split lip and a signed dvd box set and a dip in the ocean and a pinky promise and a kiss from someone who's kinda scary and a solid clock to the cheekbone and a beautiful woodwind concerto and a midnight drive and a sweet ice tea and $600 cash and a thunderstorm can't fix
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wish it was cool and normal to wear long flowy dresses all the time. theyre so comfortable whyyyy are they formal. and i know i know "it doesnt have to be normal you can just do it" THAT IS NOT ME OKAY. i would love to not give a fuck. regrettably, i have gives all of my fucks all the time disorder. i dont want people to look at me. i want to be unnoticed in my maxi dress
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so weird how in english some words are really just used in expressions and not otherwise… like has anyone said “havoc” when not using it in the phrase “wreaking havoc”? same goes for “wreaking” actually…
reply with more, i’m fascinated
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i made a grindr and in under 24 hours i got the most insane unsolicited nude to ever exist. hes fully nude on the beach and in his right hand is a black tipped reef shark i could not make this shit up if i tried
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