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To my understanding, show dogs and racehorses have the same kind of a "no two animals with the same exact name in the registry" rule, so they have to get creative with the official names.

And that's why pedigree show dogs have full legal names like Lotus Farms' Pilgrim's Light (answers to the name "Piggy"), and champion race horses have names like Cocaine Canoe Nutcracker Supreme (answers to no man nor god).

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unenemiko

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gimmick accounts are so fundamental to The Tumblr Experience

when i first got on i was like "why r there so many gimmink reblogs?? they're so random and annoying"

but now i see the light of day and theres a fishgiver! and a girl detector! and an alphabet counter! and a you-did-your-best-er! and Elvis Presly in a bunch of different flavors!

amd you're all goofing and gaffing and i want you to know that every time i see you my Whimsy O' Meter refills like a video game health bar

i larb you gimmick blogs <3

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Orcanize and find your pod.

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2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago

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NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY, Don’t go inside the TUMBLR CAVE!

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NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY, Don’t go inside the TUMBLR CAVE!

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@mangodetector

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tumblr lesson 1 don't discourage a post from getting notes or it will only get more notes because people are evil on this site and do the opposite of what you tell them

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new detector alert!!!‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

go follow @avengers-detector they r pretty cools n stuff

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A tummy is one of many spots you can pet on a girl

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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It's pride month, you know what that means

do you want me to

detect gay orcas?

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「 Trust that they're fair, look in their eyes // They only care, and hope you're alright 」 🌧️

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bioluminescent starry night sharks 🌌 this is a sticker sheet reward for my kofi members! if you joined in april, youll get it in may ☔️🌈