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Dog job hunting ass

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Fuck it. Vain transgirl moments. Look at meee

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Oh my god.

I don't think I even have to say anything here, this is just trans as fuck. Take estrogen, Kirito.

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"aros can still date" well i don't want to. "aros can be in qprs" well i don't want to. "aros can still get married" i cannot stress enough how much i don't want to do that. "it can be completely platonic" i don't care i still don't want to. "aros can still go on dates and kiss people and act indistinguishably from an alloromantic person" why are you so hell bent on us fitting into amatonormative society as much as possible. "aros can still love" is this just to make you feel better? it feels like it's just to make you feel better

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been a long time since i've seen a massacre so gloriously brutal holy shit

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ragdoll would do numbers on tumblr

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Hi genuine question here

If your not butch, are you like, a tomboy or something?

Have you ever considered not sorting everything into arbitrary categories?

I'm just a rude chick who likes to wear pants.

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so itchio has shadowbanned any games tagged with 'nsfw', 'adult', or 'erotic' so they don't show up in searches, and several devs have reported that their r18 games have been removed from the site with no warning

you know, maybe the internet shouldn’t be controlled by payment processors and terf lobbyists. and maybe people should be more concerned about this rise of censorship on queer media.

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really into r/kitchencels right now

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Yeah im white and I said Nigga roughly 15 thousand times when I was in Highschool and I didn’t stop until I was 23 years old. But ive recently become a Radical Marxist So I feel like it’s okay

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When I was younger (like middle school age it's been a long time) I used to train to be a jockey and wanted to be a jockey, so seeing jockey posts is so nostalgic to me, back when I lived out in the middle of nowhere lol. I ended up being too tall and broad shouldered anyways so wouldn't have made it even if I kept training, but it's still fun to think about the could have beens.

I strongly recommend the following:

realise early on that you probably will not become a good jockey. ✅

channel your childhood ambition to become a jockey into an imaginary friend/character who is. In my case I came up with Charlie. Charlie will be a jockey, conveniently allowing you to imagine this career as much as you like. Perfect!

Become accidentally sad about how much Charlie would get hurt, with growing understanding of the horse racing industry informed by ever-widening circles of reading. Develop an increasing conviction that Charlie shares your own ambivalence about being hurt. Form the anxiety that constantly imagining Charlie falling off horses when he doesn't want to is upsetting to Charlie, and somehow a Bad Thing To Do, spiritually. (inarticulate New Age upbringing about the Power of Thought clearly influencing here; however, collision with vague six-year-old understanding of the Rights of the Worker creates a strange but workable ethic to refer to here.)

Split him off with a twin brother, Killie, but this time imagine a person who is inherently much tougher and braver, and doesn't mind.

Give Killie every possible characteristic to be perfect at his job. He has horsegirl powers, naturally. He's so short that he simply doesn't get involved with the scary things that jockeys do that you've read about in books, like the eating disorders and drugs. So strong that he hardly ever gets hurt. So brave that he isn't bothered.

Killie turns out to be a rather good imaginary person to rotate. He can ride his horse alongside your parents' car. It's nice to think about someone who is brave and strong, but also has many of the same problems as a small child. Later, you can take him while doing things like exercise; where you and Charlie would prefer to collapse in a heap complaining, you know that Killie would probably keep going. Up and over.

7. eventually, be so Much about Killie that you connect with other people over him and share enjoyment mutually rotating what-might-have-beens.

8. enjoy the power of friendship and connection while also not having to work that particular very bad-quality day job.

In conclusion,

you should always make an OC about it

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side note, teaching myself to pronounce that last one felt like learning a new fucking language

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#hate when im jerking off and people are dming me on discord . sighs time to pay attention

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Happy birthday to Lyudmila Pavlichenko (born July 12, 1916), Soviet sniper in World War II, with 309 confirmed kills.

A true role model for today.

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Walks around with a t-shirt that says "ASK ME ABOUT MY OPINION ON THE D&D ALIGNMENT GRID"

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based on vvvery little info ive only posted abt her lime twice but pearl slf be Kato. and uhhhhhhhhh Maria cld be. OH Adaline

OOOOO YEAHHHH THIS ROCKS.