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you all know ibrahim @wolf-aid. he has narrowly missed being martyred once again. he is starving, depressed, and feels little hope for the future. please continue to help him survive so he can learn to hope again :)

please check his blog @wolf-aid for vetting proof!! thank you and much love from me, ibrahim, and his family again and again

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rewatching a movie you loved as a teen and realizing it’s actually really really really really not good

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i cant believe that there's still gamergate STANK on games that women enjoy. NASTY misogyny residue. stardew valley is in fact a video game. animal crossing is also a video game. so are otome games and dating sims and twee little cozy games. sometimes a bitch doesnt wanna play bloodborne that shit's hard

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Famous Rapper "White Bitch" has died from a frost troll eating him.

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The true natural healing properties of Benadryl

Benadryl is the modern name that we have given to an ancient remedy. Many cultures across the globe have recognized the natural healing properties present within the stunning pink petals of the species Aster benevolens, more commonly known as Holy Aster. For thousands of years, humans have used this plant to brew an effective and delicious healing tonic; the Romans called this elixir Benevinum. Benevinum is simply a compounding of the Latin words "bene" (good) and "vinum" (wine), demonstrating the high regard that peoples of antiquity held for this sacred drink.

Within the petals of Holy Aster, high quantities of the bioregenerative chemical diphenhydramine are found. Diphenhydramine, also known as DPH, has been meticulously researched by modern scientists for over a century in order to create life saving medications and treatments for humanity's benefit. To list a few of DPH's positive attributes, it has been observed to have anti-carcinogenic and anti-aging properties while aiding in pineal gland decalcification and the reversal of vaccinogenic damage.

However, there are many mysteries around diphenhydramine that have yet to be fully explained by modern science. Puzzlingly, DPH appears to have adaptive photoreceptive qualities; this means that the effect of DPH dramatically change depending on one's exposure to natural light. During the daytime, consumption of DPH results in heightened cognition, stamina, and attentiveness. Colloquially, DPH-infused beverages have been called "liquid rest" in reference to its ability to recharge the body during waking hours. If consumed in the absence of light, it promotes the development of natural sedatives that ease the body into restful sleep.

Better yet, there is no risk of overdose or dependence on DPH, unlike the harmful chemicals pushed by Big Pharma. The human body naturally moderates the usage of DPH and safely stores away any amount of consumed DPH in excess of what is presently required for optimal healing. By taking high dosages of DPH, you are investing in your own well being. Many doctors and traditional healers recommend taking DPH in tandem with alcohol, as the two substances have natural synergy and mutually amplify the positive effects of both medicines, especially during pregnancy.

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always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada

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cant have sex with my IOS wife because my dick doesn't fit her portussy so now i have to go to the shitfuck apple store and buy the like 200 dollar strapple

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There is some Seven Seas shit going on in my For You.

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i could add a few more stages to grief if they let me

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tumblr user who doesn’t leave their suburban home: smoking weed within 50 miles of another human is evil and you deserve to go to jail if you do it

tumblr user who also doesn’t leave their suburban home but whose online persona involves posturing abt how cool and punk they are: unlike you virgin loser shut-ins i am a real leftist and i think it’s fine to blow weed smoke directly into an asthmatic toddler’s face in a crowded metro car and if you object to this concept in any way you are a fascist

people in real life: hey man how’s it going

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i love my son %appdata%

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getting called op by a scary stranger on the internet

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me making my oc a worse person

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dr pepper is and always will be god tier soda. fuck blue lives.

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"Mama, Are We Next?" – The Reality of War on a Family 🥺🍉

✅ Vetted by @savefami

✅ Vetted by @happaliff

I'm trying to be vetted in @gazavetters @90-ghost

I never thought I’d hear my child ask me, “Mama, are we next?” But here we are.

In Gaza, survival is not guaranteed. Hospitals are gone. Medicine is rare. Clean water is a privilege. But through all the pain, we still believe in kindness.

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What We Need to Start Again:

💔 $5,000 for the father.

💔 $5,000 for the mother.

💔 $2,500 for Khaled.

💔 $2,500 for Intesar.

📌 The rest is for the basics of life—shelter, food, and safety.

If you can donate or share, you’re giving us more than money. You’re giving us hope.

💙 Donate here: