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Scary dog privileges are great, but imagine getting cutie patootie privileges with your f/o.

People smile at you good-naturedly as you walk by, thinking to themselves how cute you look together. Maybe some of them even tell you so.

A shop owner insisting on cutting off the odd change from your purchase because “you sweethearts are adorable.”

Sometimes you hear someone whisper “I want a love like that” to their friends when you’re in public.

You are just way too cute together <33

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Hey selfshippers, interact with this post if it's okay to send you asks or interact with your posts about your f/os! I love seeing specific ship content for you guys along with general selfship imagines/content and wanna support and join in on the fun of community :)

Please no pro.shippers please and thank you

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For people who have f/os that wear makeup-- Imagine you both getting bored on a rainy day one day, and they admit that they're curious to see what you'd look like wearing makeup like theirs. Imagine them gently holding your face as they work. Their little concentration quirks coming through as they focus on their task. Imagine them pulling back after they're done, and their reaction to seeing you in makeup that matches theirs. Do they smile? Do they get giggly? Do they possibly immediately ruin your makeup by giving you a peck on the lips? *Proship dni*

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Imagine forcing your f/o to play LPS with you

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Pssssst hey (closed for now)

Reblog this with your self insert n a f/o and I’ll give you headcanons, preferably romantic f/os but I can do platonic!

Proship dni!

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Imagine your f/o sleepy. Imagine their hair messy, their eyes droopy and drowsy, as they mumble out a “not yet” or a “nooo” or something to that effect as they pull you back to them for sleepy cuddles. Imagine your f/o falling back asleep with you in their arms. Imagine their peaceful face as they rest, holding you closely.

*Proship dni*

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How would your S/I fit the "RIP [name] you would have loved [insert thing here]" meme?

Bonus points if it relatez to F/O somehow,,,,

Pr.oship/c.omship/mdni blogz dni!!

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i go into the stardew mines I stare the singular slime dead in the eyes I eat 10 baguettes in a row as a show of power

*Proship dni*

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Imagine switching outfits with your f/o. How does it go? Are your clothing styles different? if one or both of you wear makeup, is it decided to go the extra length and switch makeup styles/do your or their makeup on the other? Honestly if you use this as a drawing prompt PLEASE tag me I would love to see!

*Proship Dni*

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HOBIE!!!! also i'm so sorry i ended up mini rambling

For Hobie, I'm assigning him the Skeleanimals "dead in plaid" cat! I admittedly don't know much about skeleanimals which is a shame because their general design scratches my brain! they're neat looking little dudes!!! I chose this one for him because of the plaid pattern, and the skeleton pattern! I've seen both of those design elements used in a lot of punk fashion, so it felt right to give him this one! This line of plushes (the general skeleanimals), started production in 2000! I don't know why, but it felt right to assign him a pre-2018 plush!

Lets play a little game hehehe

I wanna interact with more selfshippers so ummm!

So! Here’s the deal! Reblog this with a picture of an F/o or a self insert, and I’ll give you a picture of a plush that I think fits their vibes!

*Proship dni*

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heheheheheee kicking my legs n giggling!! four characters that make you yell "MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN" !!

Tagging @theselfshipcafe, @jukeboxuniverse, @tothemoon-ships, @laul-self-fif, @selfshipping-haven, and @mugenloopdalove!

"MY MAN"

four characters who make you yell "MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN" !! I'll go first !

thought this was a silly idea keep it going! tagging ; @rrairey @httpshujii @cindol @shokosprincess @seneon @cheriiyaya @accidentcache @suntoru and anyone else wanting to participate !

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OH THEIR DESIGN’S SO NICE HELLO?? Those goggles are so neat!!

So for him, I decided on… (If this should be tagged for blood lmk)

The pink zombie gloomy bear! I have a version of this irl and it's brighter! though this image might be looking lighter bcus of my screen idk- I chose this one because of it being colourful, and I chose the zombie one due to the lil monster guy in the picture!

Lets play a little game hehehe

I wanna interact with more selfshippers so ummm!

So! Here’s the deal! Reblog this with a picture of an F/o or a self insert, and I’ll give you a picture of a plush that I think fits their vibes!

*Proship dni*

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I'm admittedly not familiar with this character at all, but she gives me cat vibes, sssso...

Here! This is Bentley! they're a beanie baby from 2010! I actually have this one irl, they're very soft!

Lets play a little game hehehe

I wanna interact with more selfshippers so ummm!

So! Here’s the deal! Reblog this with a picture of an F/o or a self insert, and I’ll give you a picture of a plush that I think fits their vibes!

*Proship dni*

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i can’t lie when I see my friends/mutuals/ppl I know n their selfship blogs I always instinctively go “ooooo you like them ooooooo” in like a /pos way you know??? Like. with the exact energy of going up to someone at their wedding n being like "ooooo (person they're marrying) has a crush on you" /silly

*Proship dni*

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not to be the guy who stops and admires the flowers but when I go outside. they do draw me in fr fr

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Probably not the lore any of you wanted but most of my self inserts wash the soda can after they’re done drinking so they can like. Chew on it.

*Proship dni*

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I wish printed on fabric wasn't the norm for stuffed animals now nd days. That shit make my arm itch