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Oh God I forgot about all the times I danced around all of you, awkward. You don’t have to lie to me though Sonya, we both know I am definitely not good at dancing! I’m glad I could join all of you as well, miss you guys so much! 

I seen you cut some moves backstage don’t try and downplay your skills. I’m glad you could join us, it’s been forever.

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It is pretty fucking great, everyone looks amazing! I’m not much of a dancer but everyone is killing it! 

I got a drink in each hand and seeing all the hot babes shaking their asses. Is this heaven or what?

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What?! A girl can’t compliment you on how good you look, cause you do look very good. As always. 

Hello by the way, having fun yet? 

Hellooo to you, too, Renee… damn. @orclsessions

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It’s SO good to see you Britt, I’ve missed you!! How’s my favorite Dentist doing?! You look stunning by the way! 

Hiiiii… I’ve missed you @orclsessions

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I don’t really get dressed up or anything but I wanted to at least make an attempt. Let’s party people!

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Yes Ohio - I don’t know, I guess I wanted a change of scenery. I was over Vegas, I’d had the best time there but when it was over, I just thought to myself “what’s left?” Nothing really - time to move on. You’re the sweetest Jonny boy, I appreciate you more than you know, actually some furniture needs to be moved so I could use some help with that if you ever have the free time! You already know the anwser to that: Hell no. 

@imoxley Why are you apologizing? You’ve nothing to apologize for, I thought it was kind of comical really and quite entertaining myself. Oh, hi by the way Jonny boy. 

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Mhm a new house, I moved to Ohio. I didn’t wanna bother you, you seemed busy with wrestling and your own life, didn’t wanna intrude you know? Oh you’ve listened to some of them, well, I appreciate that Jon. I always make sure to catch your stuff too. Always supporting you forever! 

pffft wild.. new house? I would’ve come help in some wayyyyy. I’ve listened to a handful of your recent stuff while driving, hey

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You wanna know something I learned about love? It’s not always fair but it always teaches us a lesson. Sometimes we can love people and they simply don’t love us back, but guess what? That’s okay because you’re a good person and someone far more amazing and out of your wildest dreams is going to love you for you. All the things you dislike about yourself, that person will love. So let her get engaged and be happy, cause one day the same will be said for you and she’ll be a distant memory and so will how your feeling right now. 

Of course you do, come over anytime. I could use some help with my furniture I’m a lot of things but physically strong isn’t one of them! 

Oh Tony, you sound like you’re not doing the greatest. Let me know if you need anything okay? You’re a sweet guy, I too enjoy Animal Crossing. I’ll come over there and we can visit each other’s islands okay? 

Yeah, last night was embarrassing.

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What was the last text you sent and to who?

The last text I sent was to a friend and I was asking her to help me move some furniture into my new home, nothing exciting really!

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Seems some of these anons love to start drama, I’m just enjoying a good donut! 

Y’all be stirring shit up, that’s my gimmick.

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Who is someone you'd love to interview one day?

I'd love to interview @omcgaman ! I haven't had him on the podcast yet, the fans always beg for him to be on.

Him or King Woods to be honest. ☺️

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SEND ❓+ A QUESTION AND MY MUSE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO ANSWER TRUTHFULLY

[ please only reblog if you’re going to send some out too! ]

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Stop that. There’s no need or reason to talk yourself down like that, you’ve always been very kind and nothing but a good person to me and others around you. Now tell me what’s all this about?? 

I’m just fine as I’ve always been, working hard on my podcast and moving things into my new home, the boys are wonderful! Loving their new home, Benny has only pissed on the floor twice now. 

How are you doing? 

Yeah, last night was embarrassing.

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Well whatever happens, happens Jon. I know you’re kind of wild, so I’m sure I’ll see some crazy stuff on here. I’ve been good, I’ve been good! Just working on stuff for my podcast, finally got moved into my new home, I’m feeling on top of the world! How’ve you been? hm?

@imoxley Why are you apologizing? You’ve nothing to apologize for, I thought it was kind of comical really and quite entertaining myself. Oh, hi by the way Jonny boy. 

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@imoxley Why are you apologizing? You’ve nothing to apologize for, I thought it was kind of comical really and quite entertaining myself. Oh, hi by the way Jonny boy. 

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Aw I’m sorry bud, it doesn’t like you had the best time. Just know we’ve all messed up and drank one too many, myself included. Don’t beat yourself up over it okay? You’re a gooy guy. 

Yeah, last night was embarrassing.

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You have a beautiful son and daughter Kevin, warms my heart to see your posts about them! 

Your cats are some of my favorite content from you though, I won’t lie. Seeing Dwight makes my day, even if Benny and Blue get jealous. 

I post a lot more about my daughter than I do my own son and truthfully, it’s because Elodie is still young enough to willingly be in front of camera and be the center of the attention … versus Owen who is your usual teenager who’s favorite line is “Dad, please. Don’t take my picture.” So, why am I saying this? Im saying this just to say I’m not looking forward to when Elodie no longer wants her picture taken… because then I’ll have to settle on pictures of my dumb ass cats. 😂