he/him | resident tim horton’s worker who likes pokemon, horror movies, and winning uno (my banner is me totally crushing my bf in uno)
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Fuck the top 8 on your MySpace who are the 12 people youd bring on the Gaza boat
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I am no longer a tim horton’s worker. Thank god (I’m going back probably it pays okay and my coworkers are silly)
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Give cars their personality back. I miss when cars would drive by and it looked like the car itself called me slurs. Nowadays the cars go “hi 🥺” and I cannot stand it
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I don’t know how we’re letting trump get away with all this shit when I truly believe that if you threw a blanket over his head he would think it was nighttime and go to sleep like a bird
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If i could tell the current US president to shush his mouth I would be sooooo happy
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i'd like to think that somewhere out there is a beautiful parallel dimension where the pope killed jd vance instead of the other way around
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i remember a post that said something about waging war against bedtime. that is what i’m doing right this moment. i will be an adult soon and i am fighting my body not go to go to bed at 8:13 pm. i am fighting demons and those demons are my one melatonin pill and my eepy deepy lil brain.
#good lord what is my life#i mean whAT teenager goes to bed at 8:15#i feel like i’m 80 man#my joints too#those are ouchie#:(
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sigh i fear i may be what people call “mentally ill” (i have ~15 eevee & multiple duplicates of every eeveeloution)
#i also have a level 100 shiny umbreon#and a jolteon#and a sylveon#legally changing my name to penny pokemon#yes i call them veevees#yes i need help#pokémon scarlet and violet#is my life
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I GOT PIRPLE ON HIM NOOOOO
ayo why he ourple 😂

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hair falling on my hand is so weird like wdym that’s not a spider yes it is i WILL be screaming about it
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