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bingewatching will never come close to bingereading. there is nothing like blocking out the entire Earth for ten hours to read a book in one sitting no food no water no shower no bra and emerging at the end with no idea what time it is or where you are, a dried-up prune that's sensitive to light and loud noises because you've been in your room in the dark reading by the glow of a single LED. it's like coming back after a three-month vacation in another dimension and now you have to go downstairs and make dinner. absolutely transcendental

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Human portrait dated 15 000 BC, Bernifal cave, France.

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Maybe it’s just the introvert in me talking, but if I were living with a romantic partner, I would actually love for us to have separate bedrooms. I think it’d work best for me to have our own spaces to retreat to and be alone when we needed it (I certainly need it on a daily basis), and also so our sleep habits and schedules don’t bother the other. I have terrible sleep and if I slept with someone else every night I’d hate to drag them into my sleep problems too. Besides, that way we can have sleepovers with each other when we want to, and it’ll make those nights we do sleep together even more special.

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GET YOUR BODY OUT OF SURVIVAL MODE SO YOU CAN CREATE FROM YOUR HEART

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Read the word “irrefutable” as “ibuprofen”

enough internet for tewday

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dont blog with a boner everyone can tell.

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mutuals look we are in the planetarium together

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knuckle tats that say GODS PEED

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Dora Jung pigeon tapestry

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sometimes your sex drive is nonexistent. but you must keep jacking off, if only for the love of the game.

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some of the brightest minds of our generation post on tumblr during work hours

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Man…

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I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid